...I have a cunning plan to save Rooney time and money on his hair transplant. I'll get the missus to give me a back, sack and crack..with the hair collected will glue it onto his head...Think of it as hair going from one arse-hole to another!!
Rumour has it that Rooney has collected donations from two of his favourite donors.Bobby Charlton and Elton John.
The only way new hair would improve Wayne's looks would be if it covered his face. Seriously, another example of footballers having far too much money....
The surgeon read the transplant details upside down. http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgu...1&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0&biw=1259&bih=576
I'll get the missus to give me a back, sack and crack There should be plenty of hair for Rooney, as its a commonly known fact, that most Liverpool supporters have fu-cking huge ars-es due to not leaving their armchairs.
Please stop! I can't take all this devastating wit. There's you and there's Oscar Wilde and there's the rest of the world. Bravo! Author! Author!