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Wayne Roony's Hair...

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Molby...The Pass Master, Jun 5, 2011.

  1. Molby...The Pass Master

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    ...I have a cunning plan to save Rooney time and money on his hair transplant.

    I'll get the missus to give me a back, sack and crack..with the hair collected will glue it onto his head...Think of it as hair going from one arse-hole to another!!
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  3. Chris.

    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    <laugh>
     
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    Rumour has it that Rooney has collected donations from two of his favourite donors.Bobby Charlton and Elton John.
     
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  6. saintanton

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    The only way new hair would improve Wayne's looks would be if it covered his face.
    Seriously, another example of footballers having far too much money....
     
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  7. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image



    Nice to see you, to see you....
     
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    Andy Caroll's hair.:emoticon-0117-talki:emoticon-0117-talki:emoticon-0117-talki:emoticon-0117-talki:emoticon-0117-talki
     
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  10. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    Ooh, a "Same to you with knobs on."

    Bravo! Author! Author!
     
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  11. PabloDiablo

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    I'll get the missus to give me a back, sack and crack

    There should be plenty of hair for Rooney, as its a commonly known fact, that most Liverpool supporters have fu-cking huge ars-es due to not leaving their armchairs.<ok>
     
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  12. antidistinctlyminty (ADM)

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    thats a bit rich from some one whose overall activity on this site is zero percent
     
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  13. Corbo

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    <doh>
     
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  14. Sharpe*

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    Now this article is ****ing funny! As is your pic muppet!

    Quality!
     
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  16. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    Please stop! I can't take all this devastating wit. There's you and there's Oscar Wilde and there's the rest of the world.

    Bravo! Author! Author!
     
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  19. KingPepeReina.

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    Have a look at the Frankie Boyle on Wayne Rooney video on Youtube or even post it on here.
     
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    His sparkling wit and stunning repartee?
    Or possibly his money.
     
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