Go on just for a day, we could do with a laugh he should have given you best visitor outright and not shared because a Chelsea fan bought him beer
Ok then Now I know Dreyfus personally and he is bless him, how can I say this..... A simple minded buffoon Back in April myself, Dreyfus, Pinball and Billybjack went to Blackpool for a weekend on the pop. In our hotel bar was a machine that sold peanuts, chocolate raisins and other sorts of sweets, the machine was one of these that had a rotunda that you just swivelled until it lined up with what you wanted to buy. All you had to do was put £1 in the slot, turn the wheel and whatever you bought would drop down the slot. Easy you may think, we'll you haven't met Dreyfus. The problem started trying to get the £1 in the slot, someone hadn't turned the wheel back and dull boy couldn't work out how to get the £1 in. After 30 minutes of struggle and laughter Billy got up turned the wheel back and put the £1 in the slot. All that was left was for Dreyfus to turn the rotunda to the peanuts which he wanted to buy but oh no he couldn't do that even. Now I had gone to the toilet (because I couldn't take any more) walked back into the bar and asked Pinball and Billy if Dreyfus had bought chocolate raisins. They asked how I knew and I told them it was because there were raisins all over the floor of the hotel and I do mean everywhere Imagine the most stupid uncoordinated person you've ever met and multiply by 100, that's Dreyfus. I can't put too much up its x rated. Bullet points are :- I managed to persuade a girl to dance with him because I told her he was Down syndrome He lost his phone twice !! No toilet roll in his room so he wiped his ass with a towel Ate my bloody food in the pub when he knew he'd ordered something else Farts everywhere and they're very smelly and then the fcuker walks away and everyone looked at us instead I'm sure Pinball and Billy will be willing to confirm this, I'd better not say any more the rest is x rated
yeah i can personally verify that its true and if you give me some time to wake up, i can probably find a video on my phone of him trying to get the coin in the peanut machine. So funny.
