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  1. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    i start it off

    BARNSLEY
    GRAVESEND
    DAGENHAM
    CHATHAM
    ROCHESTER

    AGREE????
     
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    jonathan acworth 71, Aug 17, 2013
  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I hear Charlton is the biggest ****hole of them all. Hope that helps <cheers>
     
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  3. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Rotherham.

    Non-tourist areas of Scotland.

    Wales.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Aug 17, 2013
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    North Lanarkshire. It's where we gathered all the **** towns.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 17, 2013
  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Hoddesdon
    Harlow
    Stevenage
    Luton
    Hatfield
    etc

    Probably be quicker to list the ones that aren't crap.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Aug 17, 2013
  6. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    hemel hempstead
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I was there once. I shan't be again.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 17, 2013
  8. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    **** off
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Aug 18, 2013
  9. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Rochester is a fine town, especially during the Dickens Festival. The shopping lanes, cathedral and castle make this place one of England's little gems.

    Just over the bridge is Strood. Now that is a ****-pit of epic proportions.

    Thetford and Wickford are pretty horrid, too.
     
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  10. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Croydon

    Kilmarnock

    Cumbernauld

    Middlesbrough
     
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  11. Jamrag

    Jamrag Well-Known Member

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    Luton
    Tottenham
    Wherever Tina lives
    Brentford
    Castlemilk
    Paisley
    Ramsgate
     
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  12. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Thetford yes a toilet but not as bad as Canvey Island
     
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  13. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    ponders -how u been?rochester at night is a cack hole during day fine nice and friendly but at night all the pissed up toms are on the bridge showing their full strood so to speak
     
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  14. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    How is it all going, JA? I hope baby and the missus are doing well.

    Have you been down The Valley this season? It is all a bit grim, but once Karl Howman buys out the club, we will be fine.

    I must check out the Strood toms you seem to know all about.
     
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  15. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Nowt wrong with Canvey Island, SN23. I have a soft spot for the Thames Riviera and its myriad delights. You can't beat a pie and a pint at the Monico (sic), followed by a film at the two screen cinema.

    And Pitsea has one of the biggest Tesco stores in the United Kingdom.
     
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  16. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Brother working over in Kennacraig, went over and was out in some town, Talbert or Tarbert or somewhere like that. Strange strange place
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    According to Wikipedia, the biggest Tesco in the UK is in my home town Walkden, Salford. Which is also where squeaky World Cup winner Alan Ball used to live, as well as Alan Halsall (Coronation Street's unlucky-in-love Tyrone Dobbs) and Pop Idol one-hit wonder Sarah Whatmore:

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    She was my mate's bird until Simon Cowell got his nefarious claws into her <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 19, 2013
  18. COYGS

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    Ponders Plonk AND Canvey Island?

    You're ****ed in the head old son :emoticon-0181-fubar
     
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    COYGS, Aug 19, 2013
  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Bathgate , Broxburn , Blackburn and not Armadale on account of it's cracking Rangers supporters club .

    Whitburn a ****ehole too

    Carfin anaw .

    Croy even though it's stinky Celtic supporters club mysteriously burned to the ground years ago .

    Cumbernauld =Carbuncle.

    Port Glesga and Greenock .
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 19, 2013
  20. harryhood67

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    Lochgelly in Fife takes some beating
     
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