not606 advertising

Watching the mighty England it dawned on me the way to up the numbers on not606 would have been to rent one of those rotating hoardings at Wembley.

What could we put on it to get the punters in?

I'd go for 'If You Like This Toss, There's Plenty More Toss On not606'.

 

Need A Fix, try not606

 

That would get Rio here.

 

Your bones may break with stones and sticks
But too call folk names visit not606.

Tired of giving her flange big licks
talk footy then on not 606

 

I think just a constant scrolling banner of all the tags would do the trick. Nothing like seeing "Tina's septic beef curtains" to get the punters in.

 

You could rent out a van with a megaphone and go round the streets advertising.......It's the least you can do for putting the words 'England' and 'mighty' in the same sentence.

 

But we are mighty.

Haven't you heard, football's coming home?

 

Want some dick
come to not606
and ask for mick

 

'Come to not606 where loads of ****s discuss things'

Not working for you?

 

come and see me
and we can have tea

 

There's lots of naked chicks

Looking for big dicks

To stimulate their clits

At not 606

 

I think that sums it up nicely. It'd look nice being displayed at Wembley as well.

Mind you, that quote could be used for the House of Commons as well.