Hodgson should ditch them all anyway, forego the WC and bring some of the youngsters through for the 2016 Euros and after.
Essex, had the boring 0.0 with Leeds United, now had the boring Ireland 0.0, ffs I was nearly suicidal watching this ****e.
Shako watching England just pisses me off and bores me to tears, and they're so ****ing up themselves. Watching Leeds United get so much as a corner has me on the edge of my seat
In the spirit of our new (ish) owners... Kenny - 2 camels. One of them smokes. And has cancer. Peltier - 2 camels and a donkey. The camels are healthy but the donkey is blind in one eye. And deaf. Byram - i give you many camels yes. You wish to know how many? As many camels as it may need for the Beeston caravan to make successful pilgramige to the holy Harvey of St.Nicholls. And my sister, for she is feckless and no virgin. Pah. Warnock - 3 camels and the dance of the stained hand kerchief from Aisha, my cousin, who is fair to the eye and swift with the wrist action. White - Alberto, the racing camel. Alas he has no brain and will run the wrong way but you will arrive somewhere at great speed. Drury - land rights to a small patch of sand. Who knows, there may be oil there! Lees - For this man, I will give my left eye and also 10 camels. Perhaps, on reflection, my brother's eye will do. The camels are all quality though. Best hair this side of the Nile. Pearce - 10 camels, most with two eyes, many with teeth and all with four legs. This is too generous but what can i say, you are a hard and skilled bargainer. Killock - 1 camel with the promise of rubies if he ever becomes any good. Murphy - ah the jewel in your tawdry crown. For Murphy, I will give you my cousin Alimah, she is learned in the dance of the spouting well. And also 100 camels. And a tent. It is a large tent you know. Green - a day pass to Allah World, with a free prayer matt to take home. Austin - Aiiiiie, the black devil! 50 camels. All painted black to strike terror into the hearts of your enemies, like the mighty Austin himself. Varney - No really, no-one wants this infidel. You must pay us in oil to remove this cancerous sore. Pugh - Ah now you really are trying to rob a poor merchant. This man has bad teeth and cannot run. Begone with this offer! Brown - Older than the pyramids, more solid than our faith, truly Brown is rock upon which a sandstorm will disperse. But he is older than my grandmother so no thank you. Tonge - You dare to offer unclean food! Norris - Hmmm, a utility man that can perhaps tend to the garden as well as occupy a holding midfield role. I give you one camel for this man. Hall - like an Ostritch with no rider, a chicken with no head, a... yes you see where i am going with this. One small tent and that is generosity. Dawson - A small bag of diamonds, to fit into one hand. Should he prove useful, upon 100 appearances for Raging Sheik Athletic, a second bag of diamonds. Hunt - a wily fox this Hunt. For his services you may spend one night with Bahijah of the Oasis, skilled in art of the arab mount. Smith - unproven, yet may prove useful holding up the Grand Vizier's tent in the sandstorm season. I give you my third best camel. Diouff - Aiiiiie! Another devil, this worse than the last. His eyes sparkle like saphires dropped in a bucket of oil. We cannot offer anything for this creature of the night. Poleon - Much promise has this Pole On. A full 50 camels with harnesses. No coughs or diseases. All non-smokers, guaranteed! McCormack - Ah we offer much for this man. 100 camels and 10 virgins of the purest stock, fresh from the auction houses of southern France. And my best tent. It will house your harem with room to spare!
