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Cant believe they raised train and bus fares again tories now please **** off

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jonathan acworth 71, Aug 13, 2013.

  1. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    out of number 10
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    we need UKIP in now.
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Public transport is for ****s and *****s.
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Did you hear about the bloke with no arms thrown off the bus for kicking the bell?
     
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  5. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    if u cant drive like me have no other choice m8
     
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  6. gas

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    They can walk or ride bikes.
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    what if you don't have any legs you insensitive ****?

    just think of yourself why don't you.
     
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  8. gas

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    They can float down the river. <ok>

    Blokes like that are often called Bob.
     
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  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Or rob a trolley out of Tesco,cost you a pound mind.
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Why can't you drive?
     
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  11. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    gave up after having car crash when i was learning put me off for life!!!!!.i was driving in eltham back in the 90s at the time i really enjoyes had about 50 lessons then one sat morning the driving instructer picked me up around 11 ish i think it was .we left sidcup where i used to live and drove through eltham down near the bingo hall we did a practice round the local area anyway we pulled outside the bingo hall to that gap in the road and some stupid ****wit doing around 80 missed my car by inches and tippled over and smashed into the central reservation.This numpty had a baby unstrapped in the back seat!!!Police said wait their on the other side of the road which we did for around 45 minutes,while ferensc officers inspected the road.They measured the skid marks on the road to 85 miles an hour in a 35 m back in those days.The driver in question i think had a ban and jail term im not to sure but wasnt my faught as the driving instructer said all clear and u can pull out which i did!.
     
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  12. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    85 miles an hour in a residential area ****ing stupid driving if u ask me
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The biggest problem with buses is you have to share them with the hoi polloi.
     
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  14. Mick

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    The best thing about buses is that you can sit and read your book without having to interact with anyone.
     
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  15. alwaysright

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    jonathan

    Please indulge me, just like you English is not my 'first' language - but your 'brand' at times, gives me a headache. I actually try to interpret what you're trying to say from the written format in front of me.( Yes, I know - my mistake .) I now realise that there is a lot of your post written in code. Thankfully I have deciphered the code - and have started to read your posts after my laptop has translated it - into a language obtained by using the characters to either the left or right of the letters in your original post.
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Correct.
     
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    That's also true about my bog and that stinks of piss as well.
     
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  18. LEROY FER 10

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    I was that baby unstrapped in the back .:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  19. Kim Jong Il

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    But you do have to endure the local teenage scum's terrible music played on the worst speakers ever manufactured because for some reason their parents never thought to teach them to shut the **** up.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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