Punters Club 2013-2014 (Round 1)

You bunch of *****s

The odds are bloody easy to work, the decimal system is used in countries like Australia and USA because they're too bloody thick to work them out properly

 

You're right - terrific service to the customer: has to do 3 calculations instead of one just to prove his football knowledge...

 

Any questions on odds Mikra just you ask me mate, these silly sods on here didn't know I am a mathematical genius.

 

I just calculate the fraction and get the decimals --> 12/5= 2,4 + 1= 3.4 = £34 for £10 ta - daa

 

You're risking £30 to win about £7 there!

You could well be the winner.

 

You must be some sort of savant

 

No kidding !!!!

West Han pays £19.09
Spurs pays £17.27
Chelsea pays £12.22

So if all three win you get £48.58, that's a clear profit of £18.58.

I bet they sh.it themselves when you walk into a bookies

 

Arsenal v Aston Villa - Arsenal
West Brom v Southampton Draw
Swansea v Man Utd Draw

 

Can't say I have a secret , feel free to check out my answers, for once I'm actually not kidding, they're all calculated correctly

 

£14, £34 and £34 in that order Glam

 

Fractional odds are far easier to work out. But did you know fractions are more accurate than decimals:-

1.40 Arsenal 4.50 Draw 8.00 Aston Villa (3pm) VILLA WIN
1.91 West Ham 3.40 Draw 4.00 Cardiff (3pm) kAIRDIFF WIN
4.33 Swansea 3.40 Draw 1.83 Man Utd (5.30pm) SWANSEA WIN

 

Spot on that man. That's my last word on here

 

I always look for draws so I'll take the X in the following games:

Liverpool/Stoke - 4.5
West Brom/Southampton - 3.4
Swansea/Man United - 3.4

 

Round 1



1.40 Arsenal 4.50 Draw 8.00 Aston Villa (3pm) Arsenal win
1.91 West Ham 3.40 Draw 4.00 Cardiff (3pm) West ham win
5.00 Crystal Palace 3.50 Draw 1.73 Tottenham (1.30pm) spurs win

 

sund, whu and Tott pls all for a win

 

liv, chel, man city from falseteeth, 10 a win each

 

1.36 Liverpool 4.50 Draw 9.00 Stoke (12.45pm)
1.40 Arsenal 4.50 Draw 8.00 Aston Villa (3pm)
3.00 Norwich 3.20 Draw 2.30 Everton (3pm)
2.20 Sunderland 3.40 Draw 3.20 Fulham (3pm)
2.37 West Brom 3.40 Draw 2.87 Southampton (3pm)
1.91 West Ham 3.40 Draw 4.00 Cardiff (3pm)
4.33 Swansea 3.40 Draw 1.83 Man Utd (5.30pm)

Sunday

5.00 Crystal Palace 3.50 Draw 1.73 Tottenham (1.30pm)
1.22 Chelsea 6.00 Draw 12.00 Hull (4pm)

Monday

1.33 Man City 5.00 Draw 8.50 Newcastle (8pm)

 

1.36*Liverpool*4.50*Draw*9.00*Stoke (12.45pm)
1.40*Arsenal*4.50*Draw*8.00*Aston Villa (3pm)
3.00*Norwich*3.20*Draw*2.30*Everton (3pm)
2.20*Sunderland*3.40*Draw*3.20*Fulham (3pm)
2.37*West Brom*3.40*Draw*2.87*Southampton (3pm)
1.91*West Ham*3.40*Draw*4.00*Cardiff (3pm)
4.33*Swansea*3.40*Draw*1.83*Man Utd (5.30pm)

Sunday

5.00*Crystal Palace*3.50*Draw*1.73*Tottenham (1.30pm)
1.22*Chelsea*6.00*Draw*12.00*Hull (4pm)

Monday

1.33*Man City*5.00*Draw*8.50*Newcastle (8pm)

 

My bets

Dilli being pissed by 3pm pre match Saturday. FFS having a Gower panic attack before pre match Saturday. Dai bigging up Liverpool before pre match Saturday.

What are my odds?

 

Dilli 2-10
FFS 11-10
Dai 3-1

Dai's mellowed.