Morning ****pigs. I'm back. I've got to go through all my emails now, but I'll be back later to tell you all about my week off
Welcome back felchgimp How was the week at fat camp? Least your arms can take your weight now eh, unless you smuggled snacks in of course.
Pretty much the response I expected from the usual ****ing suspects Why have you changed your name again, Master Dribbles?
As you know, I do not change my name frequently, but Saurez Saga caused me lots of heartache had to change to change to rattle snake temporarily. "Maidenhead" have to be the new name for the. season
Don't think he needs to bother, we know what he got up to anyway. Drank a load of Carling and Sambuca. Creeped on a couple of young eastern European girls who were too polite/scared to tell him to leave them alone. Saw his daughters and they looked fit as usual. Left a few voucemails on Luv's phone. Drank Carling and Sambuca.
1. Not so much sambuca. The landlady was poorly for several days. 2. None of that last week. 3. Yes and yes. We went for a meal at the Boot Inn in Willington. Top old country boozer with fantastic food. 4. No. 5. See 1.