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Thumb war of doom, 1st round - Shwan and Purely

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by massivebumhole, Aug 7, 2013.

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  1. massivebumhole

    massivebumhole New Member

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    These chaps Shwan and Purely - I think they might have a hard-on for each other (or maybe be related, or both?). Why not settle it once and for all with a Naked Thumb War (TM)? That's got to be more interesting than listening to them repeatedly flirt with eachother, I'm getting really bored of it now. So here's a thread just for you two. Let the love-in commence.

    PS: it doesn't matter if either of you have 'The Aids', you can only get that stuff from proper bodily fluid transfer. Just wipe before entering. Problem solved. That's what my uncle always used to tell me when he 'babysat' me anyway, certainly made me feel better afterwards.
     
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    How mature, to much of a cnut to post it on your real account?
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    i thought it would be more amusing if you had to guess who it was Purely.

    Don't you have some sort of special all-seeing powers that you can use for that kind of stuff? Bit like the all seeing eye in Lord of the Rings? Although I guess yours would look more like a marble shoved up a bum that a lidless eye breathed in flame. Not that I have experience of putting marbles up bottoms. Although now i think of it, it sounds pretty cool....anyway, I digress.


    I'm naked whilst typing this, if that helps.
     
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  5. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    I feel the Ban Hammer coming down!
     
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  6. massivebumhole

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    Don't ban me. I can be good. We'll make friends.

    Purely, how about babe, wanna come out for a few drinks? I'll treat you goooood....
     
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    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    This will get locked
     
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    I'm not sure Purely will be into handcuffs and stuff.
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I hear he like it put the back door with his fellow Chav FC fans
     
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    Looks like he's done one anyway, I obiously scared him off with my stern demeaner and sublime name calling. Didn't get to use the word 'bender' though, unfortunate, it's my word of the day.
     
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    have to agree with you , the guy created this account today .. how pathetic he must be .. i have some names in my mind who i know can sink this low
    but can the mod ban "massivebumhole" by banning his IP .. an idiot like him who is not brave enough to post by his name deserve a ban

    it shows how much i was right on some childish people here who have no life bullying other members and even going to the extent of creating stupid second accounts .. that shows how much their life is empty
     
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  12. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Calm down Shwan
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Considering the content and presentation of the above post, anyone else spot the massive irony in the last line?

    <laugh>
     
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  14. shwan

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    <ok>
    mate i respect people who post here with their real names even those who attack me .. but to actually go to the extent of creating a second account just bcz he is too coward to post again using his real name that is lame and pathetic and who ever he is, his IP should be banned ..
     
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  15. shwan

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    can it be you ..? may be .. knowing you, you are childish enough to do so <ok>
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Is it ****. When you're being a clueless boring statto knob jockey, which is often, I am more than happy to tell you.

    <ok>
     
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    stop stalking my posts .. and stop sniffing around me like a dog fellowing his master <ok>
    have a life PLS <ok>
     
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    Yes it will.
     
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