Fat people who have operations on the NHS without trying the gym first. Parents who don't discipline their children and/or are ignorant to the fact that he's a little nob.
The daily Mail Kids with the arse of their jeans hanging down Harrys mad team selections Olives X factor The nob in the boozer who only likes football when the world cup or euro's are on Anybody who says" it's only a game " they dont no S**T
Those goddamn mongorians trying to break down my ****ty wall. Those goobacks from the future who TOOK OUR JOBS! Rabble rabble rabble rabble. Oh, and Ashley Cole.
Arsenal: Arsene Wenger, Pat Rice, Fans, Jack Wilshere, Robin Van Persie, Cesc Fabregas, Nicklas Bendtner, Samir Nasri, Andriy Arshavin. Aston Villa: Stephen Ireland's attitude. Birmingham: Lee Bowyer, Football style. Blackburn: El Hadji Diouf. Blackpool: Ian Hollway's tongue in Alex Ferguson's arse. Bolton: None. Chelsea: John Terry, Ashley Cole, Dislike Nicholas Anelka and Florent Malouda. Everton: None. Fulham: None. Liverpool: Glen Johnson, Maxi Rodriguez's body proportions, Luis Suarez's face, Not knowing whether Jonjo Shelvey has Leukaemia. Man City: Gareth Barry (If the meaning of life is unproven, the meaning of Gareth Barry's must be altogether more mysterious), Joleon Lescott, Nigel De Jong, Mario Balotelli. Man United: Alex Ferguson, Ferdinand's lip, Nani, The shape of Obertan's head. Newcastle: Joey Barton, Mike Ashley. Stoke: Jermaine Pennant questioning why he isn't in the England team. Sunderland: Steve Bruce's mish-mash buying strategy. Spurs: Robbie Keane's boyhood dreams, Players wasting their talent, Don't hate but - Jermaine Jenas (See Gareth Barry), Injuries, Seeing Peter Crouch on the teamsheet. West Brom: Scott Carson's teeth and hands, Paul Scharner's cheating ways, Carlos Vela (on loan). West Ham: Sullivan, Gold, Brady, Fans, Upson's crapness. Wigan: It's a football player mish-mash, like Sunderland. Wolves: None. Oh and FIFA.
Liverpool 'fans' who go on about the clubs history and tradition and how proud they are of it when infact they've never been liverpool let-alone anfield
Fat people, cats, people with dirty teeth, rude/naughty kids, ginger people, ugly women who think they are miss world, people with no manners, referees, bullies, paedos, sex offfenders, posh people, old drivers (free annual test after the age of 65 IMO), muslim fanatics, jeremy ****ing kyle
You're a posh ginger with rude kids, dirty teeth and cats. You're a bullying, sex-pest and paedo and part time muslim fanatic who's been on Jeremy ****ing Kyle? (That's ten I believe)
Also, I hate how companies are so obsessed with race-relations that they now put a chinese kid with a white woman on their adverts.
The last slice of bread, always green on one corner. Stubbing my toe. (accidently!) The member of my family that has the last of the peanut butter, but puts the empty jar back in the cupboard!...not found the swine yet! One sock. Keys. Their ability to end up in the most ridiculous places never ceases to amaze me. Any large organisation you'd like to contact by phone, 30 minutes, 10 different options, none of which suit your call and still no human being on the other end, just lift music! I should stop, I feel a coronary coming on!
You're a posh, fat, rude, naughty, ugly, ginger girl with no manners, who refs on the weekends, bullies and molests the players, is considering converting to extremist Islam and you're ****ing Jeremy Kyle?
Close, nobody wins the but you can all have a slice. I'm a fat ginger with no manners and dirty teeth. I'm posh, yet a pedo sex offender. My hobbies include refereeing, driving badly and living by muslim laws. I hate Jeremy Kyle.
Spuds fans. Yernited plastics. Birds in football strips (NO JUST NOOOO) Cider. Chavs. Simon Cowell The unrealistic story line in Corrie. When you wake up wanting toast but the bread is mouldy The daily Rags. Sunday Supplement. Howard Webb Mcdonalds. Twatenberg. Van Rap1st. Fabregas(until he joins this summer ) Baconface. Deluded Scousers who bleat about "history" Redknapp trying to unsettle every player. Wenger. Cricket not remebering last night.
Birds in football strips (NO JUST NOOOO) -------------------------------------- Are you mad Try birds in JUST football strips