Swans 606 Trip to Malmo - Part 2

yep, fark knows who owns it now, XXXX gold or Hahn light are good beers over here.

 

Oh, well thats OK then. Good result then.

 

maybe he stole con fuses bicycle

 

I've already admitted that was me. It was pink with stabilisers and the letters JH written on the seat

 

I wouldn't have thought JH had a seat on his bike

 

He did, it had a pink dildo strapped to it, which incidentally is their club badge for next season, they just don't know it yet

 

This one? http://www.annsummers.com/p/average-joe-pink-dildo/07dlhdas1022041

 

That looks like a lamp shade.

 

We'll have to call him Average Joe from now on!

 

In lust we trust?

 

Any joy with a ticket for the Swans end yet Mikra?

 

Yep, got my 4 tickets off the Swansea web-site, haven't started running to the mailbox yet; guess they won't get here until tue/wed.
But I'm really excited --> going to Malmø is always a bore (the wife goes shopping & kids screaming for ice cream, me I hang aroung smoking where allowed to).
But this one - is like when I was a child going to Mailmø on the hydrofoil:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EObvwv1o2g

 

Your fuc--- left me with ffs hes to pissed to drive or get a taxi ha ha, meet you lot in dover musty have you got any xxxx beer save 1 for me

 

Happy days. Enjoy, you Jack Bastard

 

pick me up on the way valley

 

Ran a few red lights. Better change cars.

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You dumped the Ferrari for a fcuking Citroen Saxon.

 

Don't worry I have a plan

 

Now I know FFS is a cool dude, but why's he doing this on Dover beach.?

[video=youtube;ygeWsoYYMuQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygeWsoYYMuQ[/video]

 

**** they caught up with us, quick Billy throw her in the back of the car and run into the cop car.

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At least we won't get stuck in traffic jams