Swansea Sitty vs. Malmoo Venew: Libutty Stadium Kick-off 7:45am Thursday 1st August 2013 Hi guys, I havenât been around much this summer and the reason for that is that Iâve been stuck underground for the last 2 months. Tarquin, Molly and the gang took me caving at the end of May on the Gower. We were diving through this sump, like, and when I got to other side they had all scarpered. So I spent 9 weeks in the pitch black with no food trying to find a way out. I eventually came back up to the surface in France. Anyways, I see the Europa Leeg is just about to start and we are playing Malmoo of Sweeden in the furst game. Iâm ever so exited about it. I caught up with Tarquin and the others again in the Stag and Dalek in Abergarngochdulais the other night so I asked them why they left me behind in the cave. They thought I must have drowned in the sump coz I took too long to get threw but I didnât. Tarquin says that they have a lot of cows in Malmoo and that they produce 90% of the worldâs milk there. Do you think that is trew? He also says that you can only get in the Malmoo ground if you drive a Volvo or a Saab, so if any of you are going to the away leg then you must take a photo of yourself next to your car. Did you know.....?? This is the bit where I give you an interesting fact which you might not know They donât need floodlights in Sweeden because it is light 24 hours a day, all year round. Yes, itâs trew! Did you know.....?? No.2 There isnât a number 2 Meat the Teem Well we didnât know any Malmoo players, so we thunked up how many famuss Sweedish people we knew. 1. Bjorn Borg 2. Mats Wilander 3. Ulrika Jonsson 4. Magnus Magnusson 5. Abba 6. Zlatan Ibrahimovic 7. Kurt Wallander 8. Jussi the dog. See 7. above 9. Ingrid Bergman 10. Alfred Nobel 11. Roxette Our predikshan Swans 3 Malmoo 0 Mr G.
Nice one Mr G. If I was you, I'd give Tarquin a slap, for leaving you. That Ingrid Bergman can't half caress the ball.
Fine match thread ..... I feel well informed now If you every have the time feel free to do a Posh match day thread for us .... An in-depth analysis like this is just what we are looking for
I can't wait for this match!! Also I have no idea who to compare malmo to. Are they like higher end championship quality or lower league prem? I know very little about them. I've no idea what to expect.
Thanks Mr G, good to see you back. However, Magnus is Icelandic I think but you could put Bjorn Borg off in goal by making a racket behind him.
Meat the Teem Well we didnât know any Malmoo players, so we thunked up how many famuss Sweedish people we knew. 1. Bjorn Borg Borg as No1 is unfair - the hive would block the goal and assimilate the whole stadium! 2. Mats Wilander Makes a bit of a racquet but not up to much .. did well at Wimbledon 3. Ulrika Jonsson Loads of form and quite a few connections especially from Stan 4. Magnus Magnusson He'll pose a few questions (Particularly as he's Icelandic) 5. Abba They'll meet their Waterloo tonight 6. Zlatan Ibrahimovic Keep him inside his own penalty box and we might be safe. 7. Kurt Wallander Depends which one - hopefully it's Rolf (Lassgard) as he might not be allowed out - can you tell what I mean yet? 8. Jussi the dog. See 7. above Jussi bites yer legs! Did well for Leeds 9. Ingrid Bergman Let's hope the Bell tolls for her 10. Alfred Nobel Dynamite on the wing 11. Roxette Hasn't she though ;-) Our predikshan Will they be wearing shirts or Cardigans as football is their 'Favourite Game.' Is the Director of football still Ingmar Bergman Swans 3 Malmoo 0 Mr G.[/QUOTE] Will there be a minutes silence for the passing of Princess Lillian, earlier this year?
Well, that's fassinating Mr BobSlob. I had no idea about her. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...wedish-royal-family-buried-state-funeral.html
Excellent thread G , do you plan on visiting the dalai lama this year, its nice to know that you got out of there in one piece G
