My mate Jonah once knocked out a sheep using a plank of wood. Drunken squaddie + old floor board = sparko'd sheep.
was out walking on Sunday with the dog (Staffie) and we were attacked by a mental male sheep. head down and ran straight for us. we both sidestepped the said attacking sheep and the dog proceeded to strip said sheep of a chunk of wool from its arse. this is the second time this has happened. I ****ing hate sheep. they are evil. this is a true story
Here's the bastards i saw yesterday. And i was right,they do kill... [video=youtube;KQjWKeIwH6Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQjWKeIwH6Y&feature=share&list=TLIDXNuR3t0jE[/video]
What happens in that video just seems unnecessarily cruel. Don’t get me wrong, those hornets look like right nasty bastards, but why not just kill them quickly rather than make them suffer and struggle for hours?
Worked and stayed at Otterburn Military Training Camp ( you'll know it ). The place is awash with sheep. Got Mortal one night and a bunch of squaddies sellotaped loads of sheeps wool to my sleeping carcuss. Woke up to tapping (and laughing) on the windows, by the squaddies and realised I was itching from head to foot. Had to hot foot it to the shower block, totally naked, with some carbolic soap.
I am always wearing the right attire so I am "prepared" to take advantage of any situation that may arise...bit like Jimmy Saville with his trackie bottoms
The heart of the matter: [video=youtube;02_R8aiUAKw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02_R8aiUAKw[/video]
Things could be worse..... [video=youtube;h7LuBIsMPOI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7LuBIsMPOI[/video]
As bad as all these are, nothing is as evil and horrifying as this. [video=youtube;Nvs5pqf-DMA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvs5pqf-DMA[/video]
One less demon on the plant. Squashed the twat with her indoors Laura Ashley velvet cushion. Death dust all over the gaff, good job she's not in otherwise I wouldn't 't be acting so clever. Humans 1 Demons 0 Feel free to contribute.
You sure that wasn't a butterfly,Gallante ? Butterflys in the daytime,and moths at night. Damn it man,you just murdered a lovely butterfly.
This is some wired **** going down cuz. The mortally wounded mothage was down by the standard lamp mo fo in the corner of the room. The plan was to clean the crime scene like The Wolf in Pulp Fiction next time I got up get get a Yuri Geller, therefore The Fuhrer wouldn't know I'd been using her best haberdasheries as weapons of mass destruction THE ****S GONE!!!! I am not being over dramatic but how the **** has this happened? I'm taking one for the team and Chez Galante is on mother ****ing lockdown until Mothfaratu is located and wasted. Lock and load bitches, it's gonna be a wild night.
