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Pre-Season Training Camp - Catalunya

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by - Doing The Lambert Walk, Jul 12, 2013.

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  1. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Trike for you too.
     
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  2. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    If one player can't ride a bike, I bet it's Gaston.
     
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  3. Mikey

    Mikey Well-Known Member

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    To be fair if I actually tried I could probably get to grips with it fairly quickly, I've never had a bike and have only tried a few times and not since I was about 10, all those attempts were unmitigated disasters however.
     
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  4. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Qwerty what on earth are you up to?

    You do know how to do "IT" don't you?

    You are on honeymoon mate you should be running around stark naked in pursuit of a similarly stark naked delectable Mrs Qwerty. You should be so busy shagging each other at every opportunity that you can't be bothered nor have the energy to come on here.

    Get those clothes off and do your duty man.

    If we hear from you again in the next three days I'll expect Mrs Qwerty to be seeking a divorce on the grounds of inadequate consummation of marriage.

    Come on mate don't let us blokes down.

    PS If you have difficulty getting it up or keeping it up I'll nip down to Pompey and get you some of those blue pills which apparently the male citizens of Portsmouth need in order to be able to keep their wives happy.
     
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  5. Downthe36

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    Really? Not being horrible, but I'm amazed! I guess it's because I've spent my whole life faffing around on anything 2 wheeled.
     
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  6. Downthe36

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    Post of the year! :cheesy:
     
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  7. Qwerty

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    <laugh>
    Don't worry Godders. Mrs Qwerty, being more talented and intelligent than Mr Qwerty, is graduating from uni tomorrow so we are going on Friday morning.
     
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  8. Mikey

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    Yep, as I said above I was never allowed to have a bicycle as a child and haven't tried to ride one since I was about 10, tried a bit when I was little on my friends ones but never had any confidence and would always end up in a heap. If I tried now I'm sure I could do it pretty easily.
     
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    Get one, it's the way to travel!
     
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  10. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    I'm in the same boat. I can't ride a bike.
     
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  11. Downthe36

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    A chap off Saintsweb has been to the team hotel in Austria and has met Cortese, who has broken his leg! <doh>
     
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  12. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Match tomorrow...wonder why the team didn't move to Austria before today. Real test for them.
     
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  13. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Wow, he must really have upset Nicola!!;)
     
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  14. Downthe36

    Downthe36 Well-Known Member

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    Genius!
     
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    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    That's no excuse for a recent lack of signings. Chop, chop, Nicola!
     
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  16. SFC4BAG

    SFC4BAG Well-Known Member

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    Now we all know how Nicola likes to keep us all in the dark.

    How can you justify your comment saying that it was Nicola?
     
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  17. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    Anyway. Time to close this thread now. My work here is done. Where's a mod when you need one? Layabouts.
     
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  18. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Pah..!
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