Hivny given it enough thought to give an answer to the OP. Ah'll be retiring somewhere nice that's fer ****in sure.
So Northern Ireland then? Apparently it's some paradise on earth where everyone is super educated and people get along well. Just ask the *****pikeys on here. ()
Nah, somewhere hot with a nice beach. I'll live out the last of my days being a "local character" - which translates as jakey who pesters all the young wimmin. So, no difference there then. Apart from the weather and the beach.
1) In Tina's vag. I like it when there's people always popping in & out. 2) In Tina's vag. I want something roomy. Yacontcha!
I want one of these after the kids are off to Uni, only $3,400,000 http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/dumunpalit-island You need to keep a couple of machine guns to fend off Filipino pirates mind, but at least you'd be away from Glee, Jeremy Kyle and the Royal Baby.
To answer my OP: 1: Somewere hot and tropical - Cuba! Live permantlley in a 5 star resort! Or buy a private beach from Castro! 2: Dusseldorf ... been twice and loved the vibe of the Old Town and the people