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  1. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    In the spirit of the other thread, I've decided to find out what everybody's porn star name would be. It's one of those pub/internet rumours you hear about. Apparently you take the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived on and you get your porn name.

    I'd be Gem Benningholme. It's so sophisticated I might have business cards printed. I have a desk with a globe and one of those psychiatrists perpetual motion objects.

    Unfortunately, my friend's first fish was called 'killer' and he first lived on "Bell End Farm". *snigger*

    Anybody else got any good ones?
     
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  2. andy payton's mullet

    andy payton's mullet Well-Known Member

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    Benningholme? Not Benningholme Lane in Skirlaugh?

    And I'm Ron Jeremy
     
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  3. Elmos_right_peg

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    Mine would be pinochio lorraine not sure if im happy with that lol
     
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  4. WithsHC

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    Oatis Mons, bit crap mine <laugh>
     
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  5. BernsteinTiger

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    Bobby Dundee.

    I can see something Australian themed with that...
     
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  6. Happy Tiger

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    Rebel Clanthorpe.

    Actually that sounds pretty cool.
     
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  7. Party Hull!

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    Nigel Gell.

    Sexy, hot hot.
     
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  8. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Queenie Haddon.

    Sounds like one of Agron's chums.

    Not good.

    Very bad.
     
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  9. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    You had a pet called Nigel? Was it a budgie??
     
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  10. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

    DJBlackandamberarmy(No4) Well-Known Member

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    Brandy Dent ..... Would have been better without the B
     
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  11. BrAdY

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    Casper cottingham... And im here all night guys
     
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  12. Lincoln Tiger

    Lincoln Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Mick Alaska

    That just sounds weird unless you think of Alaska as in "I'll ask her'' (e.g. to drop her drawers) then it sort of sounds better...
     
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  13. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    Scottie School.

    Crap ehhhh???

    <cheers>
     
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  14. carmen newell

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    Morrison walmsley............sounds like a firm of accountants
     
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  15. sultan_abran

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    Prince Nornabell... crumbs! What-ho and all that!
     
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  16. Party Hull!

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    Nigel was a much loved hamster.

    I thought it was a cool name for some reason, so I got my way.
     
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  17. GLP

    GLP Well-Known Member

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    Cruel.
     
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  18. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    The very same!
     
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  19. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Blackie Fairfax

    Make of it as you will....
     
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  20. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    Morrsion Walmsley, gentleman fornicator. Suits you!
     
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