Poch is thinking "I bet if they use this picture for a caption competition, people will struggle to come up with something witty"
Poch is thinking "Short hair, I laugh at your short hair. Real men wear Alice bands" please log in to view this image
"Oi, don't tell anyone... but I squeezed out a massive s**t in one of the Brighton's changing rooms a few weeks back. Was the size of you Lloyd."
MP "So I said to Nicola come on you don't really expect us to play in that crap shirt and those stupid socks do you? To which he replied any more lip from you and I have a nice line in wooden boxes you can wear".
MP " My goodness just look at them. They are all so very young and they are probably all still being breast fed".
Acid bath destroys half of Mayuka's face, while Kelvin looks down in horror as he realises his willie has dissolved.
Starter for 10, So...they all think Morgan is better looking than me do they? Well, we'll see whose still laughing when they look at the team sheet for West Brom. Round 2, Mayuka - What's that floating near Jason?
D'nn...... D'nn.....D'nn....D'nn, D'nn, D'nn, D'nn, D'nn The hapless swimmers didn't see the dark shape gliding towards them through the water.