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Michael Owen - The Tit!

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  1. BenniArfa

    BenniArfa Member

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    he probably ****ed his neck putting the medal round it.
     
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  2. beardface

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    No, I'm guessing thats what JWAG said.

    edit; beaten to it by the man himself. At least I was right <whistle>
     
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  3. TheStrettyEnd

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    I asked him if he had to give fergie another brochure to persuade him to re sign him.
     
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    TheStrettyEnd, Jun 1, 2011
  4. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    I reckon he'll have been willing to give Fergie a lot more than just a brochure!
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    A tip for one of his horses that was running?
     
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  6. Geordie Gashead

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    Browsing Twitter now.... ****, I hate these people that ass kiss 'celebrities' and ask for "RT please!!1" -
     
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  7. BenniArfa

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    id say more of a blow-chure.
     
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    BenniArfa, Jun 1, 2011
  8. NobleGeordie

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    Didnt like Piers Morgan at 1st but he is honest in a way that is quite comical also after about 4 days of trying to rip into Barton he tweeting something about gaining new respect for him as he gave as much banter as he got and proved how intelligent and articulate he can be. As for Owen I dont even think Man U fans would disagree he's a grade A ****.
     
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  9. Geordie Gashead

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    Piers Morgan is a compete moron - because he's one of the few people on Twitter that can type legibly, he thinks he's a mastermind.

    Granted, I like when he rips of Ferdinand and Rooney.
     
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  10. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Genuine Q. If u felt u didnt deserve a LC medal in 2001, how can u happily take 1 for ur bitpart league performance in 2011? (that's another one I asked him)

    I honestly don't think there is a single human being on this plannet I despise more than him!
     
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  11. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    I now dislike someone on twitter more than Piers Morgan...
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    Didn't think of that.
     
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  13. Lucaaas

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    &#8220;I was desperate for us to win a cup for the first time in six years, but at the party afterwards I didn&#8217;t feel as if I&#8217;d played a role. Naturally I congratulated the lads as much as I could and was happy for the club and the fans, but I wasn&#8217;t too bothered about my own medal. I could quite happily have thrown it to the supporters and left it in the crowd&#8221;.

    This is the quote from 2001, how times change, eh!?
     
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  14. Smudger

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    The way he was going 10 years ago, he probably thought he'd have an amazing career. But he peaked ridiculously early and is now living of a reputation of a "wonderkid" from 10 or 12 years ago. Now he's 31, and "desperate" to stay at Man U so he can claim a few winners medals to make his career look a little less pathetic. I almost pity him. Almost.
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    Would you want pity if you'd earned what he's earned for doing something you loved doing?
     
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  16. Smudger

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    I'd question if he even cares any more, let alone loves football. If he cared at all he'd go to Villa or Everton and play regularly in a good side, rather than picking up accolades from the Man U bench.
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    He wants to count himself very fortunate to have been able to live on past glories.
     
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  19. The Situation

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    I hope his new contract will be able to buy a very big spade.... As he has to carrying on digging himself into a hole........The moronic fcuktard (spelt wrong on purpose)
     
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  20. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    Bombard his twitter. Cnut
     
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