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OT what animal would you like to be or even are... if you had to choose?

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by DaveThomas, Jul 8, 2013.

  1. Dens Hoops

    Dens Hoops Well-Known Member

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    A big bird so I could fly down and **** on the Ref's head
     
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  2. El Pirata

    El Pirata Well-Known Member

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    No bad dogs, only bad owners.
     
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  3. QPRNUTS

    QPRNUTS Well-Known Member

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    A salmon
    Graceful, powerful, elegant

    F••k that's not me at all. Ok then a frog
     
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  4. Flyer

    Flyer Well-Known Member

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    Mine did too, wed play fight all the time. He was laid back all the time unless another dog tried to hurt him, someone tried to hurt me or anyone entered the property without me.

    He once stopped eight guys from jumping me in the street. I've always found its the little dogs that will try and bite, the big dogs don't unless there's a very good reason or they've been I'll treated.
     
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  5. QPR999

    QPR999 Well-Known Member
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    I used to have a chocolate & tan doberman bitch. She was such an intelligent and loyal dog. She could also be very gentle as well as protective. One night I heard a prowler in the garden, she heard him too. She ran at the back door in the kitchen, hit it and took it clean off its hinges. She cornered the bloke and kept him there until the police arrived and nicked him. On another night, my wife was walking her in the park. It was dark and my wife heard a rustle in the bushes. My dog Ziggy leapt into them, my wife heard a scream and saw a figure running away into the darkness. All she could see was the glow of this persons cigarette fading into the pitch black as they ran for their life. Great animal is the dobie.
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    once saw a chihuahua kill a Rottweiler

    got stuck in its throat
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    my wife tells me I look like a beached whale
    and that's when shes in a good mood
     
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  8. NorwayRanger

    NorwayRanger Well-Known Member

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    I'm a teddy bear just like Elvis describes it :)
     
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    Staines R's Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to be a sloth.
    Would be great to sit around all day doing f*** all and watch the moss grow on my back :)
     
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  10. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    People say that I am a cross between two dogs, a Bull Mastiff and a Shih Tzu .................... ended up as Bullsh_it !
     
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  11. Flyer

    Flyer Well-Known Member

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    Exactly and the best think is, they dont even have to be trained to do that, its all natural. I used to leave the back door open 7 months a year because I knew no one would ever get into the garden, never mind the house alive. Even the cats stopped using the walls.
     
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  12. DaveThomas

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    [video=youtube;mGlkCa6DuP0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGlkCa6DuP0[/video]
     
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  13. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    Because of a white streak in my hair, my daughters call me the badger
     
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  14. jeffranger

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    An eagle just as my surname but with s at the end.
     
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  15. IwasanotherwatfordR

    IwasanotherwatfordR Well-Known Member

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    According to my Mrs I'd be a worm, spineless and generally useless. Given the choice I'd be a Slow Loris, no one can help but fall in love with such a cute creature. You Tube it if you've never seen one.
     
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  16. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    I love slow loris's
     
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