I am back and want to ask three questions.

I bet you wouldn't have minded if it had been Jose Fonte!

 

I would serve Jose if he was only wearing Speedos, but sadly very few customers are that fit.

 

Yeah, it's probably fair to say that some bare torsos are more offensive than others. James Anderson would probably get less complaints if he walked around with his shirt off than James Corden would.

 

You are a bit too sensitive, yep. And easily offended. Tolerance clearly isn't one of your strengths.

 

Here's an idea, instead of posting about it on a football forum, speak to the hotel manager or better still ask the guy to put a top on. Man up a bit , instead of crying about it on here.

Who are you anyway Judith ****ing charmers , this is a football forum not trip advisor....

 

Blast, really? I was told women like fun and humour above all else? I've wasted all these years...

 

Couldn't sleep then?

From your posting I have concluded that you are fat, eat you breakfast without a shirt on and are generally a very bad tempered person.

Now put you shirt on, go on a diet and try and be a bit more friendly to others.

 

He's got a point...

 

I thought it was quite interesting. There's bigger all football to talk about now anyway.

 

In order, I go for intelligence, humour and looks. Fonte is an outlier (as i don't require him to speak).

 

What has this got to do with football? What are you some sort of relationship counsellor?

Instead of posting this on a football website why don't you go visit a dating website. Who do you think you are anyway Claire Rayner?

PS Please note Fran I didn't include any swear words as you are a lady.

With no apologies to Lord Duckhunter

 

I think it was Jasper Carrott who pointed out that surveys always indicate sense of humour is most important to most women. However, if they walk into a bar and see Ken Dodd having a drink with Brad Pitt who are they gonna go for?

 

I once knew a woman who claimed to have been dated by Ken Dodd. The politest thing I can say is she wasn't much of a looker.

 

What has this got to do with football? What are you some sort of talent spotter?

Instead of posting this on a football website why don't you go visit the Miss World website. Who do you think you are anyway ****ing Eric Morley?

With no apologies to Lord Duckhunter

 

What has this got to do with football? What are you some sort of astronaut?

Instead of posting this on a football website why don't you go visit a UFO website. Who do you think you ****ing are anyway Neil Armstrong?

With no apologies to Lord Duckhunter

 

All right, don't labour the point

 

I found this for you. It has a local telephone number and they are based in Southampton.

http://advancedcounselling.co.uk/counselling-services/anger-management/

 

One thing I have learned from women is if you say something often enough people will end up believing you even if it isn't true.

eg Men don't multi task.

 

May be true as looks attract, but you won't live for long with a bore no matter how good looking they are. However, you could have fun at the time. If you take two people of equal looks, most would go for the entertaining one. Strangely, people are attracted to others that are similar to themselves. This would encourage incest, so societies have taboos to discourage it. This is a problem now as people are meeting half-brothers, half-sisters and, even, parents for the first time as adults and falling in love. Known as the call of the genes.

 

My mother was a short, well built dark haired woman. Every woman I have ever dated has been tall slim and blonde like the very lovely Mrs Godders.

What does that tell you?