How big of a bird would you pump?

i had no doubts about you gamby

 

Thanks, doll. Gies a shout when ye've kicked Jordan tae the kerb.

 

I don't mind fat burds, they are always grateful.

 

Yes

 

Yes you appear to have missed out size 14..

this is a particularly pumpable example;

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I hope they call it Cedric St Cecil, and then it turns out to have a cleft lip and a lisp

 

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Good tip before you do the dirty deed on a really fat bird:

Roll her in flour then aim for the wet patch.

 

That's a pretty fair summation if you add in cheekbones like geometry, eyes like sin and an air of extra-suaveness.......to be honest its been more of a curse than a gift throughout my life..

 

Hullo doll

 

Stop chatting on here and bring me breakfast in bed up.

 

nigela lawson yum yum

 

I've definitely done a 16. Smallest being 6.

 

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