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  1. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    I wear a goldfish bowl on my head,it works a treat...
     
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  2. jayc89

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    Do you take the fish out first?
     
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  3. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    I didn't want to,but it meant standing on my head in the bowl. The fish were quite traumatized,but they seem to have forgotten the whole thing...
     
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  4. tigerscanada

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    Have you ever seen a horse suffering from hay-fever ? No 'cos they eat the stuff & have thus built up a natural immunity.
    There's your answer - liberal sprinkling of hay on your shreddies every day.
     
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  5. originallambrettaman

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    I thought Shreddies were already small bales of hay?

    Or underpants, obviously.
     
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  6. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    No because they're not attention seekers. Much like people sprawling around in the 3rd world dont complain about hay fever, theyve got bigger fish to fry.

    Not literally of course, they're starving.
     
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  7. andy payton's mullet

    andy payton's mullet Well-Known Member

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    I thought I saw you earlier today...

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  8. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Neigh
     
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  9. originallambrettaman

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    That's because they've already eaten all the crops, thereby removing any risk of hay fever.
     
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  10. Oregon Tiger

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    this is true. It has helped my son no end.
     
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  11. Quill

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    I hate hay fever. Although it hasn't had a go at me yet this year.

    Probably jinxed it there...
     
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  12. SimonGraysJacket

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    I rub a little bit of Vicks vaporub on my top lip and just around the nostrils.
    Really seems to do the trick and its cheap too!!!
    Just make sure you do this AFTER putting your lenses in, Vicks vaporub and contact lenses DO NOT get on!!! lol.
     
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  13. Diddy

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    I've been suffering a bit this year too but have found just the thing to sort it. Stomach bug. I've been ****ting acid most of the evening and it's taken the mind right off the hayfever. In fact, I've been on the khazi so long as lava falls out my arse that my legs have gone dead and I can feel the pins and needles already

    Bad enough I've got to stagger back to the bed in a moment as the missus feigns sympathy, now I've got to do it with pissing jelly legs.
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

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    <laugh> whilst having to admit that I found this funny ... my middle daughter is a sufferer, she takes a daily piriteze tablet in the summer, plus a spoonful of 'local honey' which apparently helps because it stems from the same pollen generally in the air so helps to boost the immune system - finally a tiny bit of vaseline (calm down) just rubbed inside the nostrils will massively increase the capture of the pollen before you breath it fully in and suffer the reaction ...

    Dr Bob
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <laugh> ... probably increases your chances of success with the ladies <whistle>
     
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  16. Happy Tiger

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    Bloody hell. You poor bastard. I feel your pain regarding your missus, me being ill seems to her to just be a ploy for me to annoy her. Hope you feel better soon, and think on, losing a few pounds aint a bad thing unless you're like 8 stone sopping wet.

    #prayfordiddy
     
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  17. Diddy

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    Whoever invented Imodium should get a knighthood. Granted it took half a packet and i won't be taking a dump until christmas but sod it, I'm no longer a human Niagara Falls which will do me!
     
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  18. Happy Tiger

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    So you've been like a sort of "Poo Diddy" then? Stay strong brutha.
     
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  19. Diddy

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    More like pooaaaaaAAAARRGHFFUUUKADOODLEDoooo Diddy. Sorted now and lining up for family BBQ!
     
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