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Joe Kinnear facts

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  1. Bizarreknives

    Bizarreknives Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I heard Hendrix hadn't even heard of a guitar until he saw joe busking outside of a Greggs shop.
     
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    Bizarreknives, Jul 3, 2013
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    Apparently Lord Lucan owed Joe a fiver.
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Black Holes are former stars that Joe blew out like candles.
     
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    Joe Kinnear is actually Luke Skywalkers father and it was in fact him who killed Darth Vader over his false paternity claims.

    The films passed this over as Joe's overwhelming screen presence overshadowed everyone else and played out like a one man show.
     
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    Joe Kinnear is Doctor Who and spends time going around the world saving people and has saved the world on no fewer than 500 occasions
     
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Joe Kinnear won 'Miss World' every year from 1970 through to 2013
     
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    Must have missed the Miss World Competition those years.
     
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    Thank gawd.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <<< BREAKING NEWS >>> <<< BREAKING NEWS >>> <<< BREAKING NEWS >>>

    "10 times Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joe Kinnear has just cured all illnesses and has created an anti-ageing serum enabling people to live to the age of 500."
     
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    Wow Obi, it looks as if you're good for another 400 years.
     
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    The song to which Tenacious D refer to was actually written by Joe Kinnear.
     
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    Keith Fit, Jul 4, 2013
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    I was gutted this morning.
    I need surgery but, the Freeman to tell me that there was going to be a delay.
    It would appear that the surgeon is due to go on his holidays or something.
    Talk about being p***** off.

    Anyway, they rang back this afternoon.
    Apparently, one of the worlds top surgeons has recently moved back to the area.
    Still no firm date, but Mr Kinnear's secretary promised he would fit me in before the new football season starts.
    How lucky am I.
     
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