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Jonas contract clause...

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  1. Eddie's British Plodders

    Eddie's British Plodders Well-Known Member

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    According to Supermac on STARRadio Jonas has a clause in his contract which says that if he is fit, he plays. This is apparently the reason he was never dropped last season.
     
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  2. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Should have got rid of him as soon as the season ended. Don't rate him, never really did. Can't cross, has zero pace and when he comes against a decent defender/opposition in general he gets dealt with.
     
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  3. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    This cannot be for real? Surely?
    Simple solution, cancel his contract.
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    A bit odd, I thought you got picked on form.
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    This is a joke, right?

    Anyway, he didn't look fit in some of those games last season, so that should have ruled him out.
     
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  6. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    Not in Jonas case, all he has to do is make sure he takes Pards shaft to the hilt and doesn't forget to swallow.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    <laugh> Thank you for that beautiful mental image BRS. <ok>
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    Thought it worked the other way round in their case.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    That would make more sense. Perhaps the contract clause "if he can fit", not "if he is fit".
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    Upward and onward.
     
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  11. xtal

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    this must be a joke. If players had this in their clauses it would have been mentioned by now. Good joke tho :p
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    This has to be wrong.
     
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  13. 2010 tops dog

    2010 tops dog Well-Known Member

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    Obviously not lol

    QUOTE=Agent Bruce;4962991]A bit odd, I thought you got picked on form.[/QUOTE]
     
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  14. Beardsley's Stylist

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    No! You can't tell anyone who knows anything about football would allow this clause in a contract. Who was it that was negotiating new contracts at the time?...oh hang on maybe there is something to it.
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I smell bullshit!
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    Were you singing Pardew's praises again Pouchy?
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    No I was reading some old anti Pards threads
     
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  18. Spiderman-Mask

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    Doubt it. There have been times (especially in his first season) where he was benched a few times
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    Touché! He certainly has had his Snockers.
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

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    But does he have Norma's?
     
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