Your a real live wire APM but salt of the earth ... so I'm gunna stay neutral on this stuff. Hope ya get it going. You can always go and get 4 candles instead (the two Ronnies scetch)
This just has to be voted the funniest post of all time. Andy, you're a saint and I laughed my ass off at some of the suggestions.
I didn't get that first time round. I feel a right pillock. But, light update, I've been out walking in front of it in the dark seeing if I could get it working that way. It didnt and now I have a police helicopter hovering over my house obviously thinking I'm a burglar. Theyll never take me alive
My wife complained that some solar garden lights had stopped working. I asked which ones and she said the ones near the kitchen window. Every time that she turned on the kitchen light and went outside the lights would go off! I, in a typical male way couldn't be bothered to explain. Sat in the hot tub a few nights later , I got out to get another beer and turned the kitchen light on, when I got back, the wife pointed out that the solar lights had gone out again. A very slow explanation about light sensors followed. I don't know why, but she refused to get me another beer!
Sounds too hard a job for the likes of you, you'd be better off getting some ****er in who actually knows what they're doing. Either that or just cello tape torches to where the lights were supposed to be. It'll be a pain in the arris switching them on and off but it's better than electrocuting yourself ya daft bastard.
You just pinpointed the mistake I made TBM. I could have bought dishwashers for every household in East Yorkshire for less than it cost me when the missus left me. I'll never make that error again !
Payton, I know exactly who you are now. It didn't come to me at first after reading this thread, but eventually it just clicked. Skip to 2 minutes 50 seconds. [video=youtube;phxrESv8Vik]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phxrESv8Vik[/video]
