The most shocking jokes: How far can we lower the bar?

Whats the difference between a jew and Pizza?
A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in a oven!

 

you need to watch and understand Ricky Gervais's Extras Ben

there was a coupl that made me eeeeew but i get the very reason behind these jokes ,

like i say if u understan Gervaise and his style you may get the idea of this thread

 

That total bollocks, Ricky Gervais's aint hiding behind a anonymity He is held accountable for his actions, Who the **** are you? your all hiding behind you keyboards!!! what statement is that? If you are confident add your real names and address and put these jokes up on FB and twitter with your name to them!

 

By all means go for it. But then by assuming they'll be offended because they're black is racist isn't it? Or is it a coincidence that you only chose 2 of our black players as examples of people who could be offended?

I have no idea what their sense of humour is, frankly I know black people that enjoy this humour and black people who don't. Same with many of my white friends etc

The point of this humour is to select your audience carefully or else it may cause offence, given the title of this thread acting as a warning to what the content is it seemed a perfect place to post this type of humour to people who also appreciate it. None of us would post these jokes on any other type of thread because we wouldn't want to offend and we don't know the audience.

 

Should this not be on General chat uncut forum tho?
That's what it is for in case people go to far, well that's what Mich was saying a while back, also the title is misleading as it does not say racist and child jokes, bit late when you have popped in for a look.

 

So listing all the jokes in this thread "ALL the jokes" who in the real word is your audience? And as you seem to be standing by what you said and agree with the jokes. whats your name and address!

 

I wouldn't post these things on twitter or fb because there are hundreds of people that might get offended, which isn't he point of these jokes, I do share them in person with friends/family who I know think they're funny too. Isn't that more bold given that twitter and fb are also a form of hiding behind a keyboard?

Gervais has a well known sense of humour so people who are offended by his jokes don't watch it and those who enjoy it do. It all comes back to selecting your audience for this type of humour (gervais' audience's select themselves nowadays because of his reputation) and as I've previously said that's why none of us who've posted these jokes have done it on other threads before, but this thread is so blatantly for people who don't get offended by this humour so what's the problem?

If you don't like it, don't read it. Block is all, do what you want. Just don't try to persuade us that your sense of humour is right and ours is wrong, because that's an argument that will never end unless we simply agree to disagree.

Deal?

 

Gervais isnt hiding behind his jokes? If your humour is fine then why are you hiding from telling it main stream, COME ON grow some bollocks and stand by what you are saying!

 

Mr Robinson lives in an old People's home.

One morning the nurse comes to take him down for breakfast but he refuses, deciding instead to wait for his friend, an old lady named Mrs Smith to join him.

The nurse comes back and tries again, saying his bacon and eggs will be getting cold, but again he decides to wait for Mrs Smith.

Finally, exasperated the nurse goes to see what is taking Mrs Smith so long. When she returns she explains that she won't be going to breakfast as she's feeling unwell. Mr Robinson states "I may as well not bother then!"

The nurse asks why and Mr Robinson confides that she holds his cock under the table at mealtimes. The nurse says "well, seeing as I will get into trouble if you don't come down I don't mind standing in for her and holding your cock whilst you eat.

Mr Robinson Replies: "yeah, but you ain't got Parkinsons, have you?"

 

How do you know when a lass from Scunny has an orgasm?

She drops her pasty.

 

I wouldn't post it because I'm not full of confidence as I don't know what their sense of humour is (which I blatantly stated).

I actually challenged you to post this to them (go nuts)

You've just proven your inability to separate a joke from the real world, I don't assume any of those things about black people. They're jokes based upon stereotypes about black people, some people think they're true (and they're racist) but I don't.

If you don't believe me, I won't lose any sleep

 

This thread will end in tears.

 

Father Michael is celebrating 25 years as the priest of a small Irish town. The people of the town hold a celebratory buffet and party in his honour. Before the celebrations commence, Father Michael delivers a speech customary of the occasion.

'25 years I have been a priest in this fine town. I have heard many things in that time and of course I cannot reveal any confessions that could lead to any identities been revealed. So, I will keep to one anecdote that will not endanger anyone's anonymity. This was the first confession I had in my time here and it involved a serious case of adultery and incestuous behaviour. This made me nervous of the type of town I had arrived in. However, this was as bad as things were and ever since the subject of any confession has been much more mellow'.

The guests politely clap in response to the speech. At this point, the town mayor arrives after been held up in traffic. He apologises for his late arrival and begins his speech to celebrate Father Michael's achievement.

'25 years we have been lucky to have the services of Father Michael. In fact, as I recall, I was his first confession in this town'.

 

I actually challenged you to post this to them I actually challenge you for a name and address

 

Heaton park, **** house

 

As i've already stated, my belief is that this humour is for a select audience as I wouldn't want to cause offence. If people who are offended come across it in a place where it's made clear what they'll find I have no sympathy.

I won't post it to them because I don't know if they'd appreciate it, why would I purposely run the risk of offending someone? That wouldn't be very nice would it? So I'll stick to keeping my more extreme humour to those who I know aren't offended by it thanks.

I shan't post my name and address either thanks because I find you very threatening and I have concerns for my safety. In fact, I may choose to report this behaviour to a mod

 

Linnet car park is stained with the blood of not 606ers

 

I do know them yes, I know that many of them would be offended by this type of humour which is why I don't post it

 

Actually given the title and OP I thought it would ward people off that don't like it, you might notice that since this argument kicked off I haven't posted anymore jokes because I don't like offending people. I still have no regrets about posting originally though in hindsight it was a mistake (causing offence, not the jokes in the first place)

 

You demand? **** off You carnt even back up your beliefs!