The most shocking jokes: How far can we lower the bar?

Actually I read mine out to the 16/17 year old girls I work with to check it was gross enough, none of them were offended.



Then I raped them

 

How do you start a rave in ethopia? put a ****ing peice of toast on the cieling

 

and i have many black mates and guys from middle east, so i i'm not a racist, just the jokes are top dollar

 

What happens when you put a baby in a microwave?

Seriously though I don't know! I was too busy ****ing

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Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can look into its eyes when you cum

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What's the best thing about ****ing a 6 year old girl?

Flip her over and you've got a 6 year old boy!

 

My Muslim neighbour came and knocked on my door this morning. Instead of opening the door I talked to him through the letter box to see how he ****ing likes it.

 

Nice to see the mods let this run Really puts us Hull City Fans in a great light!

 

careful chien will be raged..

 

and one of my best mates is a muslim.. its a ****ing joke chien

 

No need to explain yourself to me ?

 

you canny seem to stand this thread, that's why mate

 

Did you hear about the thalidomide pornstar?



He had an arm like a baby's cock.

 

What's the biggest cause of ****philia?

Sexy children

 

Let him, if he doesn't like it he shouldn't be on the thread, it's not as if the title is misleading!

If the mods choose to close the thread then so be it, until then I'll keep posting these jokes. It's not like I condone anything the jokes are about, if something's funny its funny! Censorship is the opposite of freedom after all, just don't allow any political jokes to creep in

 

I just put an ad in the paper for a new roommate.
I wanted to be sure that blacks wouldn't respond, but I wasn't sure how to word it without sounding racist.
Then it came to me.

"Must have a job."

 

Jokes ... apparently?
You've got to wonder about some people on this board.

 

Not that sick but a personal favourite...

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

TEQUILA!!!

 

What does the Olympic 100m final and a London night club have in common?

1 gun shot and 8 black guys leg it

 

I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!"

Kinky bitch.

 

If you don't like it don't read it. Simple as. The thread title tells you what its going to be, so if anyone i shocked by the content they shouldn't be. No-one is reading this thread and going Hull City fans are twats they knew what they where going to get.

 

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? Depends on how hard you throw them.