The most shocking jokes: How far can we lower the bar?

9 out 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.
What's worse than finding a ten babies in a dustbin? Finding one baby in ten dustbins.
What's the best thing about ****ing twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them.
What did the deaf, dumb and blind baseball player catch? Cancer.
Apparently midgets don't like being called midgets. They especially don't like being called People McNuggets.

You see, you can make a joke out of anything. *****phillia, cot death, holidays in Magaluf. Anybody else care to have a go?

Anybody got anything worse? The bar has been set.

 

What would you like to be or a wasp ?

 

I suspect pretty low indeed.

 

If wit was ****........would you be constipated?

 

West Yorkshire Police.

 

I find the OP disgusting, disturbing and distasteful,





But...........

 

lighten up ppl

 

How do you know when your girlfriend is too young for you? .... When you have to make the here comes the aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth..

 

Last night I went into my 15 year old daughter's bedroom, I instantly noticed her cum stained panties on the floor. I remained calm, picked them up and took them into the garden. Looked her straight in the eyes and threw them on her face.

Then I watched as they burnt away on the fire, along with the rest of the evidence.

 

haha sick sick sick

 

Why's it called the rainbow variety club when they all look the same - courtesy of jimmy Carr

 

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How do you circumcise a celtic fan?

Slap the choir boy on the back of the head!

 

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I'm not saying that my wife is ugly.
But when she boarded the bus in Mumbai, the rapists got off.

 

i'm a genius

 

Modest too.

 

I'm not saying im sexy or anything but in a room full of girls, it's like riding white water rapids

 

Cause you can say these things you dont have any consequence of what you are saying as you are anonymous, But put you name and address in the equation and a bit of reality, then i guess you wont be saying this

 

i regularly say such things to girlfriends all fun and ****ing games mate! Ofcourse i hate rape, i hate racism, i hate cancer especially but, we live and then we die, life is a joke mate