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Djibril Cissé

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  1. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    He's just left the drama's by mutual consent.

    He's 31 and scored 9 in 26 appearances last season(seven of those from the bench).

    He was on £60k a week, so he'd have to take quite a knock to come to us and there's a reasonable chance he'll go back to France anyway, but worth looking at on a free?
     
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  2. Quill

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    I think Montpellier have already knocked him back, saying "We don't want someone who cares more about DJ-ing than training" or something like that.
     
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  3. originallambrettaman

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    I got the numbers wrong too, I thought he was only at QPR last season, but he joined them in January the season before, so those 9 goals in 26 games is actually in a year, not in a season(he was playing from January to January before being shipped out on loan).
     
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  4. The FRENCH TICKLER

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    No No No. Not a chance of this happening. SSN also report that he has an offer to go to an Arab country. Quatar maybe.

    He is also the one who scored an offside goal for Slumberland against Hull City in the 1-0 win back in 2009 which kept the mackems up and sent Newcastle down in the end.
     
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  5. andy payton's mullet

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    That's still more prolific than Cole <whistle>
     
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  6. Tuckin

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    No, no and thrice no.

    If you want a poster boy for the society of money-grabbing, self-centred, uncommitted modern footballers, Djibril Cisse is your boy.

    (And I didn't even mention his wife-beating... until now!)
     
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  7. originallambrettaman

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    No gang rape then?
     
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  8. Tuckin

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    Not yet. :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  9. originallambrettaman

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    I think he's a bit old for that sort of thing now.
     
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  10. bum_chinned_crab

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    He's a natural trouble causer. He starts brilliantly at every club he ever signs for and then gets bored within 3 months.

    Id avoid like a crabs ridden spinster at a wedding.
     
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    You also didn't mention rank ****e tattoos and appalling hairstyles? Other than that, all good.
     
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  12. The FRENCH TICKLER

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    Just about sums Cisse up to a T. ^^^^ this.
     
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  13. Robbierocket

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    No thanks
     
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  14. originallambrettaman

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    I like his hair, the current squad is sadly lacking in the mohawk department.

    In fact, that was my main reason for suggesting we sign him.
     
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  15. CityCalv

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    I saw a Leeds fan on twitter suggesting that because they're sending Morison out on loan, Cisse will come in. <laugh>
     
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  16. McGregor HU5

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    Does Rosie not cover that area?
     
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  17. originallambrettaman

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    Not until he makes it an inch wide and bleaches it white.
     
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  18. The FRENCH TICKLER

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    TWS and CISSE ? now thats a marriage made in heaven or is it hell.? Diouf and Cisse will go well as a pair. Lol.
     
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  19. Erik

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    He's the right 'sort' though, if you catch my drift...

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  20. The FRENCH TICKLER

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    Rosie should do his middle bit in Amber and let the sides grow a bit. Match the home shirt at least.


    Cisse style.... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23097050
     
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