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We've bid £10m plus for an un-named striker

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  1. Keith Fit

    Keith Fit Well-Known Member

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    £10m seems somewhat affordable, doesn't it? But there's two months to go and, to be fair, there's never been anything more than a journo's hunch that we were ever interested.

    Cove never seemed to rate the guy either.

    I see Younes Belhanda has had two "concrete offers", according to his club (Montpellier). With our links to them (MYM), it would be nice to think we were one of them.....but I doubt it.
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    That would be a real stunner of a signing. However I'd think he has sights set higher. Very much a Wenger type for for me. I have heard some silly figures bandied about for him too.
     
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  3. 2SilverSeahorses

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    An un-named striker??!!

    Bloody hell, I know we want to invest in youth and "new blood" but surely buying anyone yet to be christened is a bit of a gamble!

    Especially at £10m quid...
     
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  4. Santiago Munez

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    Rumours amongst Swansea fans are they have signed Bony.
     
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    Santiago Munez, Jun 27, 2013
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Ah but rumour has this one is as a result of a threesome invoving Cryuff's daughter, Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo. They were in the same hole and their jizz combined to impregnate her with a super football baby. Worth a punt I reckon. <laugh>
     
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  7. 2SilverSeahorses

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    Where did this magical tryst take place, one of Pardew's 'parties' ???

    Wow, well in that case our recruitment policy has certainly taken an innovative twist under JFK's influence. Seems more 'Scandinavian' in approach than French?

    Should have just gone for a Bony instead... Funnily enough the invites said something similar.
     
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  8. milner_for_england

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    As long as it's not Gignac, one of the most overrated players in the world
     
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  9. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Bet this is rubbish. We will end up with Bent on deadline day.
     
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  10. Santiago Munez

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    fixed
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    My sauces tell me Pards, just like being the key figure in Colo remaining, was indeed the sexual enabler. He oversaw the whole affair. The first season, sorry session, went really well. However the 2nd season, I mean session, was complicated by the additional presence of Peter Beardsley trying to add his wee willy winker to the mix. None of the three could finish and it lacked a bit quality.
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    "We've bid £10m plus for an un-named striker"

    A least the replica shirt should be cheaper.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jun 27, 2013
  13. Agent Bruce

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    Every little helps.
     
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  14. Colocreamy

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    Its Emile Heskey
     
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    Darren Bent it is then. That will make the derbies even more tasty.
     
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  16. Rick O'Shea

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    It'll turn out to be Vennegoor of Hesselink. He has two names.
     
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