The Future of Newcastle United Football Club...

Modern football is almost impossible to predict these days... with that in mind, I thought it would be really easy to set-out a vision for Newcastle United and the years ahead.

Will Mike Ashley still be peddling his 'sport' rags via the WONGA Arena?

Will Vinny Jones be our new manager?

Can Dennis Wise keep his job as DOF or will he lose out to the ghost of Joe Kinnear?

Will we ever get out of N-Power League 2?


Share your vision for Newcastle United right here, put it down on record, then we can look back with fondness and award a prize to the closest.

(A prize of quality Lonsdale leggings will be available after 2016... with a 75% discount available <direct from the warehouse in Burma> for those not fortunate enough to win this excellent prize)

 

Obviously this thread will need to be added to the 'Sticky' collection to ensure everybody gets a fair chance to share their futuristic vision...

 

and there we have it, the 2019 champions league winners - NEWCASTLE UNITED!!!!!!

 

Martin Tyler: ...and Liverpool get their 7th goal of the afternoon, sending this ****ing awful Newcastle side back into the Championship. One must wonder if....wait, there seems to be some turmoil on the sidelines. Gary can you see...

Neville: It looks like...oh no, poor Joe

Tyler: It looks like Joe Kinnear has collapsed. From my view it looks like a gigantic heart attack

Neville: None of the Newcastle players seem to be going over to him Martin.

Tyler: Dennis Wise is down there now and is shaking his head. This doesn't look good

Neville: The Newcastle fans are cheering. Perhaps after such a hammering they deserve something out of this miserable afternoon

Tyler: So Newcastle end the season bottom of the league. The Bent signing just didn't pay off for them, especially after he broke his leg on his debut. Pardew's sacking and the awful signing in January of Samaras for £6 million didn't help either

 

Joe Kinnear set for role flogging "DooVvDdes", "HuD" Blu-rays and leftover "VvHhhSss" on Oxford Street it would seem...

http://www.nme.com/news/hmv/71094

Well, at least the club shop can recall a few copies of the 2012-2013 season review before it does anymore damage.

 

Actually, on reflection, the 'Sticky' threads are a special reserve for really useful, heavily-used threads...
http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/215926-Nsfw-toon-wars-iv-attack-of-the-jizz

I really should have thought it through...

 

...is that on FIFA or Football Manager?