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http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereve...knifed_man_who_put_malteser_down_her_trousers

She must have been suffering from Pre Minstrel Tension

 

This deserves the fail train for that joke, but good story

 

What do tou mean deserves the fail train It's not that bad.

Could have been worse - Minstrels melt in your arse not in your hand

 

just thinkin about arses and maltesers got me thinkin, a wonder if a could do that trick where you keep a malteser afloat with a fart?

 

I've never heard of that trick nev. It owuld have to be a long drawn out fart to get it to hover, otherwise it would shoot up, gravity would hit in and it would end up plugging your arsehole

 

And staggie, laughing at your own ****e jokes is deserving of the fail train. Also considering your a ****, thats 2 concrete reasons for you to get the train

 

Fair comment laudy. On that basis I wont be alone on the platform when it comes

 

No you won't. I'm a permanent fixture on the platform due to my high levels of sheer ****ishness

 

If being a **** gets you a place, it must be a busy ****ing station then.

 

<accidentalnudgeontothetrackmuir>

 

Biggest **** of us all

 

<thomasthetankengineandthefatcuntroller>

 

Is that the best you can do with your 30 minutes B-Celt

 

my mate used to go with a bird from Dunfermline and she used to let him stick Mars Bars up her vaj
he said it must be mega hot up there cos it melted almost instantly!!!!

 

Surely he knows how hot his burds hole is anyway

 

Apparently Mick Jagger used to stick Mars Bars up Marianna Faithful's fanny, and then eat them out of it

 

why not eh?

 

I'm deflated, leave me alone.

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