Kinnear Coming Home...

Astonishing that they've followed through with this after that embarrassment of an interview he gave last night, to say Pardew now reports to him is surely the giveaway to the real agenda here? i.e. forcing Pardew into an untenable position in order to get a resignation out of him & save a massive payout.....

Surely Ashley doesn't actually consider Kinnear to be capable of actually making a difference at that level?

 

http://www1.skysports.com/football/...ear-I-am-more-intelligent-than-Newcastle-fans
What the **** is Ashley doing to your club? I have always liked Newcastle ever since Shearer joined you. This must be the biggest **** up ever.

 

Methinks Ashley may have done a u-turn on the Joker Near appointment.

 

I foolishly had hope that all this was a joke.....................

Dont know who's more stupid; MA for believing JFK had won manager of the year 3 times and played for spurs 500 times or me for thinking that this was still a joke.

 

I am disappointed by some of our fans mind. You guys need to get more of a sense of humour about these things. After all Mike has done for us, you won't even allow him one little joke in ere. Bastards.

 

Carr and Pardew have to report to JK. I honestly think Pards might walk.

 

I honestly expect them to both walk, could you imagine having to deal with JFK on a daily basis?

 

I'm not a fan of Pardew but if he walks I don't think I can take next season. It will either be Heart attack man taking over or some bottom feeder coming which will make us into more of a laughing stock than we currently are. Probably this man:

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I reckon we are pretty much at rock bottom.
The only worse move would be Bruce coming home as manager surely?

 

Oh there is worse than Bruce mate. True pond life bottom feeders which would cling to our club like disgusting parasites.

 

I'd be a lot better than JK anyay.

 

May be he has done it to get pardew to resign?? to save paing him out on the ridiculous contract he has?

 

JFK's suggested team to Pards...

-----------Kril
Dabooty Taila Culletini Papoo
Sissoon Kebab Tutti Ben Afro
------Sissy--Bint

Bench

Goofyman
Baggie
Cambelt
Antic
Marvin

 

Tom Drool
Dapussy, papoo Yang Bingbong, Polo, pontoon
Siskebab, Kebab,Toyota, Big Afro
Pissy and Barren Dent

 

Anyone else get the feeling Joe's one of those older fuddy-duddies who hasn't quite figured out the Internet? Sort of thinks anyone listening to Talksport is a "proper football geezer", and wouldn't even be able to check the "facts" he brings forth.

Like why I should be paid to contribute to this board, as I have three published novels, several subscription weblogs with 10k subscribers and my finger in the hole halfway round the world.


What really sickens me to the very pit of my soul is WHY? Why did Ashley do this, why does he give so very little of a sh!t about his customers? Maybe he's got a grudge against humanity which is why so many people are traipsing around in fcking horrible tracksuits and cheap Karrimor's that don't like puddles.

 

Line-by-line analysis of last nights Talk Sport interview. Worth reading. Particular highlights are comments regarding the 'water off a ducks ****' quote, and also the great picture of Cabaye relaxing on holiday:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/joe-kinnear-radio-interview-line-by-line-1960189

 

You Geordies have short memories didn't he sign Malcolm McDonald's

 

Bah! Gonna give that Viagogo a whirl

 

Apparently we don't like him because he's not a Geordie.

Actually, I'm pretty sure I'd be more embarrassed and offended if he was...