Which player do you think will be first to leave?

A simple poll to see which of our top players you feel will be first to be sold this summer?

 

I think after yesterday Cabaye will be nailed on personally. I reckon the fee will end up £20m.

 

Everybody seems to be tightening their belts, £20m might be a bit too steep now. I'd rather see him stay and help drive us forward. One can but hope.

 

Yohan kebab and the amenobis. Oh and Ben afree and sissy

 

" Yohan kebab and the amenobis "


Brilliant band.....I saw them on Jools Holland and was really impressed.

 

Are you JK in disguise?

 

I think Yohan Cabaye is nailed on and I see Hatem Ben Arfa going too. Only Steven Taylor (the class clown) gets the humor of Joke in here and others who are slightly more mature would greatly struggle with Joe and his insulting and condescending attitude and also his arrogance and knack for making up complete bollocks.

 

Yohan Cabaye and his alter ego Yohan Kebab
Hatem Ben Arfa and his twin brothers , Ben Afro and Ben Afree
Cisse won't leave because he is just a big Cissy
And as for the Amenobees, well how knows
If it wasn't so tragic it would be hilarious, yet what do l know, l apparently have no intelligence !

 

me neeva i wish i was smart like unkul Joe and was da winna of da balloon door 5 timez and manaja of da yer 5 timez.

 

Cabaye. I've heard on the grapevine we've picked up the next Temuri as his replacement though. Soon to be a Georgian superstar. His play can be a bit messi, and he loves chilli weather so should be ideal for us.

Yohanis Kebabis.

 

Kebab will be gone like a shot

 

Right what l want to know is this........
WHAT ON EARTH DID WE EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS
We are obviously paying some terrible price for our past sins, now own up who's responsible and why ?

 

You're not JK in drag are you?

 

The Holy Trinity of Ashley, Llambias and Wise.

Or the three Wise men.

 

I blame Mr T, Katmandoo and Boa

 

It's a wonder all three haven't turned up yet.

 

I personally blame either Spaceboy or Korton.

 

I've been screaming that question all morning. Why would Mike want us to become a laughing stock yet again? I wanted to have a break from football after the **** served up last season and only a month later and we have this wretchedness to contend with. Its horrible, it really is and next season is going to be a violent car crash.

 

It's like a sketch from Harry and Paul, if it were a comedy skit, we would think it was brilliant,
I mean Yohan Kebab, but seriously, what an absolute insult.
In the same way he opened the exit door for Insomnia, has he just kicked Cabaye up the ass.
If l was one of the many players he has just insulted, l would be doing a Shay Given Nd booking out of this circus.

 

Its no good crying about it. You all got on Mike's case about our great leader Pards, so he has brought in the help. Fair enough that help is a drunken old looney with a dodgy ticker, but you were all bandying around different names, he clearly felt it had to be someone who hadn't been mentioned to keep the peace and ensure there was no favouritism.

I don't know, he's damned if he does, and damned if he doesn't.