Distraction :P

with all the excitement going round with our seemingly ridiculous transfer list thought I'd take a quick end of season poll for all us Newcastle fans (bit late I know but hey)
Best Player:
Best Transfer Possibility:
Best Match:
Funniest Moment:
Best Goal:
Worst Match:
Worst Goal:
Worst Moment:
Worst Player:

 

Best Player: Barton
Best Transfer Possibility: Possibility? Erm... Gervinho!
Best Match: Demolition Derby 5-1
Funniest Moment: Tiote standing over De Jong in the Man City game after the HBA incident. Looked like he was gonna kill him. That or the Sol Campbell 'heed the ball' when it come of the back of his bonce and he didn't know what was going on. Wasn't funny at the time like.
Best Goal: Tioteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! BOOM BOOM!
Worst Match: Bolton away.
Worst Goal: Against us? Gyan at SOL
Worst Moment: HBA leg break. How different our season could've been.
Worst Player: No, not Perch. Sol Campbell by a long shot.

 

haha yeh sorry worst goal against us

 

ummm AP said pretty much everything i was going to say
But funniest moment was definatly Tit-us getting sent of in the 5-1

 

Yeah that too! Icing on the cake that, ****ing hilarious!

 

Best Player: Enrique
Best Transfer Possibility: Gervinho
Best Match: 5-1
Funniest Moment: Bramble sent off
Best Goal: Tiote v Arsenal
Worst Match: Bolton away
Worst Goal: Gyan
Worst Moment: Seeing Carroll come on for Liverpool
Worst Player: Perch

 

Best Player: Barton or Colo.
Best Transfer Possibility: Gervinho
Best Match: 4-4/6-0/5-1
Funniest Moment: People's Elbow!!
Best Goal: Tiote
Worst Match: 4-0 Stoke
Worst Goal: Gyan's
Worst Moment: HBA or Hughton
Worst Player: Perchy

 

Best Player: Colo (could easily go to Barton or Tiote though)
Best Transfer Possibility: Gervinho
Best Match: 5under1and
Funniest Moment: Harper in Tiote's goal celebration?
Best Goal: Colo v Spurs (just to be different )
Worst Match: Bolton 5-1
Worst Goal: Was most gutted at the last West Brom goal, felt like our season had been ruined at the time
Worst Moment: Hughton sacking
Worst Player: Campbell by a million miles, at least Perch gives 100%

 

Best Player: Colo
Best Transfer Possibility: Gervinho
Best Match: 5-1
Funniest Moment: Bowyer attempting to tackle Tiote and bounced off him in pain.
Best Goal: Tiote Arsenal
Worst Match: Stoke away
Worst Goal: Gyans, he knew nothing about it.
Worst Moment: WBA equaliser final game. for me.
Worst Player: Perch

 

Best Player: Enrique
Best Transfer Possibility: Gervinho
Best Match: 5-1
Funniest Moment: Singing "thats why were champions" against Chelsea in the cup
Best Goal: Tiote v Arsenal
Worst Match: Stoke
Worst Goal: Gyan
Worst Moment: Ben Arfa leg break
Worst Player:Campbell (I remember Perch clearing one off the line against Wolves) thats more than anything Sol done

 

Best Player: Barton
Best Transfer Posibility: Gamerio
Best Match: 5-1
Funniest Moment: Guti's celebration after scoring against Wolves
Best Goal: Ben Arfa vs Everton
Worst Match: 1-1 all Sunderland felt like someone had stabbed me when i heard they had got the late equaliser
Worst Goal: Gyan same reason as above
Worst Moment: Seeing Sunderland Overtake us in the table at the last minute
Worst Player: Got to be Sol I'm afraid he may have been a legend at his prime but god was he ****e for us

 

Best Player: Barton
Best Transfer Posibility: Gamerio
Best Match: 5under1and
Funniest Moment: Titus the rapist getting a red card
Best Goal: TIOTE
Worst Match: Stevenage
Worst Goal: Gyan, the lucky bastards
Worst Moment: Hughton sacking, HBA injury and finishing below the mackems
Worst Player: Campbell, at least Perch put effort in. Perch and Ranger were close runners up though

 

Best Player: Colo
Best Transfer Possibility: Gervinho
Best Match: 5-1/4-4
Funniest Moment: Bramble sent off/Laughing at Arsenal fan with funny fingers when he chanted
Best Goal: Tiote v Arsenal
Worst Match: That I went to? City away cause of leg break and injustice that day.
Worst Goal: Gyan/countless deflections
Worst Moment: Carroll sold/losing to Stevenage
Worst Player: Campbell/Perch

 

Best Player: Tiote
Best Transfer Possibility:N'Zogbia
Best Match:What a daft question (5-1)
Funniest Moment:Titsup Red Card
Best Goal:Shola's half volley v the Mackems
Worst Match:Liverpool Away (we were pish)
Worst Goal: Lennon at SJP,would have been good to beat Spurs
Worst Moment:Finishing below the unwashed
Worst Player: Perch(get rid)

 

City away was awful too. Never been so angry after a match/with an official in my life. I remember still being angry over a week later.

 

Best Player: Barton/Tiote
Best Transfer Possibility: Gameiro
Best Match: 4-4
Funniest Moment: Leon Best's 3rd - funny and incredible at the same time
Best Goal: Tiote
Worst Match: Man City - Loss of Ben Arfa and absolutely miserable refereeing making us lose the game
Worst Goal: Gyan's accidental injury time equaliser
Worst Moment: Seeing Hughton was sacked
Worst Player: Sol Campbell. Perch was poor but far better than this clown.

 

Best Player: Colo
Best Transfer Possibility: Gervinho
Best Match: 5-1
Funniest Moment: Harpers People's Elbow
Best Goal: Tiote against Arsenal. (It's never coming off my Sky Box)
Worst Match: Stoke 4-0
Worst Goal: Gyan at the Stadium of ****e
Worst Moment: Hatem's injury, watching the Carroll transfer unfold and watching the TV hoping for a replacement.
Worst Player: Sol.

 

Best Player: Coloccini
Best Transfer Possibility: Berbatov
Best Match: 5-1
Funniest Moment: Harper's elbow
Best Goal: Ben Arfa vs Everton
Worst Match: 5under1and away, gutted.
Worst Goal: Liverpool at home, Sol ****ing Campbell
Worst Moment: The Gyan goal going in, jammy ****
Worst Player: Campbell

 

Best Player: Nolan (scored the goals that kept us out the drop zone)
Best Transfer Possibility: Gamerio (need a solid striker)
Best Match: 6-0 against Villa (owed the bastards some come uppence)
Funniest Moment: Seeing the mackems go sit in a bus for an hour
Best Goal: Tiote vs Arsenal
Worst Match: Bolton
Worst Goal: Gyan at the SoL - so close to a 6 point white wash
Worst Moment: Carroll leaving and less than a few hours to find a replacement
Worst Player: Campbell without doubt.

 

Best Player: Nolan - for goals alone
Best Transfer Possibility: Enrique signing a new contract
Best Match: 5-1
Funniest Moment: Guti chasing the ref demanding he wrote his name in the book for the goal against chelsea
Best Goal: HBA everton
Worst Match: Away to West Brom
Worst Goal: Gyans, he knew nothing about it.
Worst Moment: HBA injury
Worst Player: Slow Campbell