http://www.thisishullandeastriding....tory-19270622-detail/story.html#axzz2W7VhyGf3 Catch-a-fire? At least he didn't shoot the sheriff.......
According to witnesses he wasn't so much a whiner as he was a whaler.... Why are there people like that out there? It's no mystery that he was found on his arse with cut forehead; you get mucky gobshites trying to kick off outside nightclubs all time, one of the rugby lads probably filled him in. Good on them.
"Under the terms of an Asbo he was previously given, Marley is banned from causing harassment, alarm or distress to members of the public." Because naturally, you can't be prosecuted for that if you don't have an asbo...