Hello and welcome to the Select XIs cup Round 1. The second fixture of the round sees us here at The LEGOLAND stadium, Cardiff. Home of the Ugly Bastards Their manager Ian Holloway has given them a good talking too and they appear fired up, fired up and hideous. They line up thus; -------------------Steve Ogrizovitch------------------------ -----------Martin Keown------Colin Hendry---------------- Joleon Lescott-------------------------------Dennis Irwin-- ------------------------------Nobby Styles------------------ ---------------Luke Chadwick------------------------------- Frank Ribery---------Peter Beardsley------Carlos Tevez-- -------------------------Iain Dowie--------------------------
....and here come their opponents Frank Begsby XI jogging out with the crowds boos ringing in their ears. Oh dear there seems to be a bit of Argy bargy near the tunnel. Cantona's in the crowd and he's nutted a 12 year old....his captain Roy Keane seems to be remonstrating with him, he seems to be angered that Cantona didn't finish the youngster. Their manager Graeme Souness growls at Holloway and takes his place on the bench. This aint going to be pretty ----------------------Harald Schumacher------------------------- ------------Norman Hunter--------Tommy Smith---------------- Thomas Gemmel-----------------------------------Stuart Pearce ----------------------------Vinnie Jones--------------------------- --------------------Roy Keane------Joey Barton------------------ ------------------------Zinedine Zidane--------------------------- ---------------Duncan Ferguson--Eric Cantona-------------------
Ugly Bastards will all be stretchered off... The game will be cancelled because of too few players on the fiel (half injured half red carded)
