http://www.standard.co.uk/news/commuters-saw-man-have-sex-with-goat-6329803.html Brilliant! What are you norvern lot like?
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/local-news/birmingham-man-who-had-sex-with-sheep-246520 Another offence in Hull Can't find any welsh people indulging in these acts. You lot be careful what you say when Cardiff and Swansea visit.
Judging by the two Hull cases this is an opportunity Hull Council must look into. For the token cost of a few hundred goat garters and a truck-load of sheep stockings we could become the Amsterdam of the Beastie-Botherers. We'll definitely need to beef-up (excuse the pun) the flights from Wales.
They always said Tower was a cattle market!! Did a few Mooses from there too!! Moose? Mooses? Moose's? Don't get me started on mongeese!!