The new missus is Irish and she won't stop banging on about it. I think it's absolutely ****e. It's football without the good goals. Instead of chipping or rounding the keeper, placing it perfectly into the bottom corner, rifling a screamer from 30 yards.. they just pick the ball up and smash it full pelt from half a yard.
i'll try, genuinely gutted though, came right out of the blue.. was suppose to be going to her birthday night at the club tonight too
US Open golf next week, thats 4 days of great sport- of course theres those that have closed minds to anything- the only sport I dislike is Rugby Union. This years Open is particularly spicy given Sergio Garcias recent spat with Tiger Woods and theres always random stuff happening.
Biggest indicator that you are not yet a man. If my mrs chucked me out, I'd be having a right fooking party, get to shag anything again. Enjoy it.
Then I would say you've never shagged a fat bird. Go and shag a fat bird. It's an experience every man should have the privilege of sampling, ****ing brill. Get on it lad.
Don't go shagging fat birds, just chill for a few days. Never understood those with the any hole a goal mentality especially when it comes to lardarses.
I always thought I'd prefer baseball to cricket as quite liked rounders at school, the stats side of it seems a bit too geeky for me though having to figure out all those averages and that
Don't forget the local sport like squash and boxing!Did anyone go to the KC squash event?Has the night with Gazza function happened?
