--------------------------Dorus De Vries----------------------------------- -----------???????????????????--------??????????????????-------------- ????????????????--------------------------------------????????????????? ----------------------------------???????????????------------------------- -------------------????????????????--------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ??????????????------------???????????????-------------??????????????? -----------------------------Mario Balotelli--------------------------------- To be fair you could have another Swansea version of this team!
John Carew - for mispelling his tatoo http://metro.co.uk/2011/02/11/john-...-tattoo-means-my-life-my-menstruation-638210/
Danish goalkeeper Henrik Christensen scoring OG after throw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X96LqQlvss4
--------------------------Dorus De Vries----------------------------------- -----------???????????????????--------??????????????????-------------- ????????????????--------------------------------------????????????????? ----------------------------------???????????????------------------------- -------------------????????????????--------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ??????????????------------------------------------------??????????????? -----------------Mario Balotelli------John Carew-------------------------- That Carew story was too good not to prompt a change of formation
I'm looking more for Stupid is than Stupid does. That is to say a mere stupid action alone on the pitch is not enough....these fellas need to be stupid all of the time.
Thomas Gravesen (Everton, Real Madrid) for numerous things: http://b.bimg.dk/node-images/174/620x411-l/174494-han-kunne-ikke-dy-sig--.jpg
In the old days, Jason McAteer had to be told how to write a cheque when he signed for Liverpool and Ian Rush thought Italy was "like living in a different country". Ryan Giggs trying to censor Twitter. Good move. Cashley - expecting his fans to understand his stunned response at being offered only £55k a week. Then later on shooting the work experience boy in the eye. Old players - Robbie Savage and Paul Merson - just because they clearly are. I'm surprised that Joey Barton's not there, with his belief that his cigar to eyeball attack etc should instantly be forgotten because he can copy and paste quotes from philosophers onto Twitter. Scott Sinclair maybe?
that was a moment of pure genius, cold Friday night coming off the subs bench .I think he should be given credit for getting into the bath early
Rooney comes across as being thick as pigshite. You realise the Rush quote is an example of wit, yes?
--------------------------Dorus De Vries----------------------------------- -----------???????????????????--------??????????????????-------------- Jason McCateer----------------------------------------????????????????? ----------------------------------Robbie Savage--------------------------- -------------------Paul Gascoigne------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Luis Suarez---------------------------------------------------Paul Merson -----------------Mario Balotelli------John Carew-------------------------- Leighton James just being squeezed out by Merson (I've read Merson's book, he is a ****ing cretin). Don't know enough about Gravesen but can't believe he is a bigger moron than either of the boys in centre midfield. Walter Boyd IS a genius, this we know. Only 3 more slots to fill lads.
