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  1. Kent canary

    Kent canary Well-Known Member

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    Name some things you imagine a lot of people have done that you haven't.

    I have never...

    seen a game at Wembley
    been to the u.s.
    watched Jaws
    eaten oysters
     
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  2. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    I've never been to Ireland

    Never stayed in a 5 star hotel

    Never wanted to try oysters <yikes>

    Never been anywhere outside of Europe!
     
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  3. Oxcanary

    Oxcanary Well-Known Member

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    I have never

    Been to the Emirates

    Not very wise!

    Been to Florida

    Been arrested

    Been in the audience of a tv show
     
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  4. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    I have never phoned Canary call

    paid for sex

    been to to USA

    traveled on the Eurostar

    watched an England international 'live'

    taken drugs

    had a threesome ;)
     
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  5. goldeneadie

    goldeneadie Well-Known Member

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    i have never:
    WANTED to phone Canary Call
    seen a dead body
    been religious.
    been west of Cornwall.
    gone up in a hot air balloon.
     
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  6. ThaiCanary

    ThaiCanary Well-Known Member

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    I have never had anal sex - apparently quite common :shocked: :emoticon-0119-puke: (waits foe that to be removed)

    Never been to Malaysia although lived either side of there.
    Never been to Griffin Park - the only London ground not visited.
    Never paid for sex - not even in Thailand!
    Never been to see Pink Floyd live <wah>
     
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  7. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Never seen your team win any major trophies


    :emoticon-0116-evilg:
     
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  8. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    and it's only Ipswich fans with bus passes drawing their pensions that have seen their team do so. Most of course are six feet under ;)
     
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  9. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    You're older than me mate!

    :smiley-finger007:
     
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  10. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    Yes, I remember Dad telling me about that dark day in 1962 when Town won the League, as I had just been born I of course, recollect nothing. Evidently somewhere in the archives there is some grainy monochrome footage of a couple of Town's matches from that season. ;)
     
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  11. #BigHairyWinger

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    haahahahaa

    oh boys
     
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  12. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Strange how every time JWM appears on any thread, it turns into a history lesson! <doh>
     
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  13. wellyblue

    wellyblue Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>


    Didn't they 'effectively' finish 4th or something last season though?<laugh>
     
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  14. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Just merely pointing out that one of the things you have never done is win a major trophy which is factually correct! You are the one's who have turned it into a history lesson!
     
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  15. Kent canary

    Kent canary Well-Known Member

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    I have never voted for the candidate that won the seat in a general election (although I have voted in every one)
     
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  16. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    Well if you must vote 'Monster Raving Looney' what do you expect ? <laugh>
     
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  17. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    Given where you live that tells me how you vote.I was in your position until 1997.
     
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  18. stilljaroldcanary

    stilljaroldcanary Well-Known Member

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    Never paid for sex? You guys never been married, bill just given in a different way lol
     
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  19. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    Just thought of another one, I must be the only person on the planet that has never seen the film ET !
     
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  20. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Oh no you're not!
     
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