Falkirk

You drown, you stupid ****

 

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wow

Wimmin, eh?

 

Am fae fawkirk. I also ken where tinas brer lives. <basement>

Its ****.

 

I am from Falkirk and can confirm it is a ****hole... if your idea of a good night out is seeing loads of wee teens thinking they are hard man in the same chino/lyle and Scott polo outfit then your in luck.. ps the bird's are minging.
Best bit about Falkirk... wee Japanese restaurant called Sumo... gid...rest of it- pish.

 

Sumo is the bawz easily as good as anything you can get in glasgow or edinburgh. . Dyoga used to be good before it turned in to a ****ty buffet place. There's **** all places to get good food in falkirk.

 

BTW still on the go?

 

If you mean behind the wall then yes, I was in yesterday. I can however confirm its a ****ing dive

 

Aye. Still on the go and still ****e and the owners still think its better than it is. Probably the least **** place for drinking in falkirk but that's like comparing a weekend in hull to catching aids.

 

What are the chippers like?

 

The chippys are greasy as ****. There's usually some jail bait behind the counter.

 

Falkirk is like Perth in many ways.

The towns ****, the pubs are ****, the foods ****, the dancin' is **** and the people are ****ing reprobates, or even worse, travellers.

 

I like Perth, a hidden gem.