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Shola Ameobi Facts

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  1. Beatski

    Beatski Well-Known Member

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    Found this thread of King Strolla facts (made by stoke fans) whilst i was randomly browsing. They're comedy gold.


    "The last man who made eye contact with Shola Ameobi was Ray Charles. "
    has to be my favourite, closely followed by the Walcott one.
     
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    I'm dissapointed with the Stoke fans. So many facts, yet no mention of his love for hats
     
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    The only fact required is the fact he is ****e
     
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    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    Shola Ameobi destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

    my fav ....but this looks better

    Tiote destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
     
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    are they just alternatives of the chuck norris jokes?
     
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    You kill joy!

    Best one for me was: When Shola Ameobi was circumsized his foreskin was not disposed of. Instead it was raised as a normal child, and it grew to love the game of Association Football. Today we know Shola Ameobi's foreskin as Theo Walcott.

    Or - Shola Ameobi football boots are actually made of curium, one of the heaviest elements in existence. They were put there by the CIA to slow him down, and you're lucky they do, fool.

    <laugh>
     
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