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  1. Bruich76

    Bruich76 Member

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    she is 23. How long should we leave it before moving in together?
     
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    Bruich76, May 30, 2013
  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I wouldnt move in with her tbh. shes murder for suckin off neighbours , tradesmen , dogs you name it. you should kick her **** in and tell her find her own place to live
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    She doesn't exist, does she? :(
     
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    Toby, May 30, 2013
  4. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    just kill yourself, problem solved :)
     
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    Tina., May 30, 2013
  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    It's very difficult to come to a definitive conclusion about an anonymous. faceless person on the internet. Please post some candid photographs of both your girlfriend and a cake she has baked recently.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, May 30, 2013
  6. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    take it slowly my advise,suck her off a few times get picked up carry on as normal then on her birthday get engaged then move in
     
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    jonathan acworth 71, May 30, 2013
  7. Trypsin-1

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    Mmm.
     
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  8. John Smith

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    He's like a wonderful cross of Yoda, Joey Deacon and Christopher Biggins...
     
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    John Smith, May 30, 2013
  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    My new girlfriend has a wooden leg,should I break it off?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, May 30, 2013
  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh> Crying at my desk with laughter at that one <applause>
     
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  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    No you're not
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, May 31, 2013
  12. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Obviously not by the time you manage to post, unless I was sat doing it for 6 full minutes <doh>
     
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    Patience, May 31, 2013
  13. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Stop typing tripe, then.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, May 31, 2013
  14. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    I wandered into a wet t-shirt competition last night on the Isle of Man. There were 4 contestants, one of them was over 50 years old and one of them, I think, had downs syndrome. I'm confused as to whether or not it was correct to allow a girl with downs get half naked on stage - on the one hand I would like the girl to have as much of a normal life as possible and be allowed to do the things that other girls do, on the other hand I've just seen the titties of a girl who has downs and feel bad about my life.
     
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    Mick, May 31, 2013
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Did she win? How pissed off would the other lassies be getting beat by a downie <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, May 31, 2013
  16. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    You need help.
     
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    Shameless, May 31, 2013
  17. Patience

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    <laugh> Just got your company accounts through? Every ****'s happy it's Friday whilst you're ****ting bricks about feeding the weans.

    If you want my advice, do it from the bannister where they can find you <ok>
     
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  18. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Do you feel like giving me some? It would be much appreciated.
     
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    Mick, May 31, 2013
  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Another day another beasting for Baz Lochrie I see :)
     
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    Ciaran, May 31, 2013
  20. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Company accounts are fine, Jiffy boy.

    Am I today's Medro for you?

    Fancy a felch?
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, May 31, 2013
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