Year Born: 1976 Brought Up (Town): Paisley, a perpetually sunny county town on the banks of the Cart Where you currenty stay: Glasgow G52 Maritual Status: Happily Married Kids: at least 3 Religion: Humanist (no, really, I'm in the Humanist Society - cost me a tenner) Race: Honky ass bitch Poltical View: Class traitor teenage Marxist that works in a bank Education: University, dropped out to become a labourer Football team supported: Celtic Sexual Preference: Alive - well, within 3 hours of time of death Favourite Alcohol: varied - loving Appleton Estate rum at the minute Job: Drug Overlord of the Planet Sex
The youngest, McKenzie-Riley starts primary school next year. I left school early to pursue my singing career. When I arrived on the xfactor Simon Cowell told me to get a lawyer and sue my singing teacher It's not easy without any qualifications.
Bib, I was in Paisley the other day there and drove past old Love Street expecting to see a big Tesco or similar but there's **** all there? What happened to the supermarket? I thought the Buddies sold their ground to a shopping chain?
It's about £20 odd a bottle but it's the badger's nadgers if you're making cuba libres and goes with ginger beer or coke (unlike Sailor Jerry's which is fabby doo with ginger beer but bland with coke). It's ****ing magic. Proper Jamaican Um Massa ****.
It's a long and really boring story so here's the shortest version I can manage. Tesco paid St Mirren so that they wouldn't sell the ground to Sainsbury's. The council backed this cos they could then build flats there. Tesco promised the council that they'd build a store in the South of the town and one in Linwood - Tesco look to have gone back on both of their word in both of those. Bit snide but Tesco basically paid off St Mirren's debts and bought them a stadium so, even though they're taking the piss out of the town and stopping inward investment, some St Mirren fans are still right behind anything they do - which is fair enough, I suppose
Crushed ice, lime (squeezed, then the skin bits put in below the ice), some palm syrup (I made my own syrup ), topped up with coke = a cuba libre It's ****ing dynamite, man - one for tanking with a lady
