What other 'bad news days' should we expect in the future?

Perhaps it's because I follow QPR that I notice it more; but I cannot help thinking that we never seem to be out of the news at present and all for the wrong reasons.

So it got me thinking, what does the future hold? And what headlines can we expect to read?

Here's a few to get going with - with some odds of them actually happening:

7/1 - 'Mackie in dwarf throwing scandal'
9/2 - 'Taarabt takes tank for joy ride through Berkhamsted town centre'

 

Harry was in The Metro yesterday fessing up to a speeding misdemeanor under the heading ' 3 points at last for QPR Boss'!

Can't think of any future ones other than this is QPR and anything can happen.

 

I am going to bring something positive to this thread:

Who could beat us if we start with this eleven next season?

.........Green........
Harriman Samba Onuha/Hill Traore
Townsend Faulin Jenas SWP
............Taraabt
....Remy

Townsend might not be wanted at Spuds and no club will buy Remy until proven innocent.

 

This is football, he scores goals in the Premier League, he'll be snapped up pronto...

 

11/2 - Taarabt gets stuck in the tank and needs to be freed with the application of butter.

 

Zero chance he gets bought while theres a chance he spends the rest of his footballing career in prison.

 

i think flyer is right, no one will pay 8m for him if theres a chance he going to get 10 years

 

Seriously bad news whichever way you look at this.

Was hoping (against hope really) to see Remy in The Hoops but not if he is tainted in this way.

 

Murderers and rapists are playing regularly, at present no charges have been made and football has no conscience when a matchwinner is available cheapo, £8 million is petty cash in terms of risk to Champions League contenders...

 

We could take up the option on land near the Scrubs for a new stadium and wear these hoops.

Potentially we could field Remy, Townsend, Barton and bring in Titus Bramble, Marlon King and Diouf to make up numbers - after matches not far to return players to the Scrubs.

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Really looking as though we are cursed....maybe that old Chinese curse..........

"May you live in interesting times"

It is never a dull moment at Loftus Road!

 

The hoops need to be thicker mate!

 

This lot look about the right age to join us?

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Another hooped shirt choice (a bit thicker):-

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