Well one of us is going to have to say it before the rabble down the road do... I guess he was looking for silverware and didn't want to leave empty handed. Seriously, what a pathetic thing to nick! It must have just been drunken idiots, who decided to nick probably about the only thing that wasn't tied down.
It was those two lads who threw their season tickets at Gunny, wondering if they were still in the dugout
I still think it was Poyet that did that, he just released that condemning email/statement to cover his back once the prank seemed to have backfired...