Where are all the "in the know posters?"

I've never known our board to be as quiet as this.Where are all the in the know posters??I'm over the moon that Titus is going,no doubting that Bardsley,Kilgallon,Vaughan and a few others will follow.But who will we sign??Normally,at this time of year,plenty of people are putting names forward of our future signings.This year seems to be different.Why?Are we all expecting signings from Italy who we know nothing about??

 

Too soon mate! We are just getting over our disgust of last season!

 

Disgust of last season will take a lot of getting over,but,what the heck,we managed it!!! Well done Paolo,all you have to do now is get us in the top ten!

 

Targets were canny predictable before

I'd say that we should expect the opposite now

 

"To boldy go where no man has gone before"

 

Let's get Big Chris back. I found his alleged ITK comments and the inevitable retorts funny as.....

 

I've just seen Messi and Iniesta playing pinball down Seaburn amusements. I overheard them saying they were going to Morrisons for the £2.99 all-in breakfast? They also had Seaham Hall room keys hanging out of their pockets too?


Hope that helps?

 

Are the amusements open this early in the morning?
Or, as its them, do they get special treatment?

 

Could mean anything that Cest, I wouldn't read too much into it. Although Messi's agent has just tweeted this...

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Ive just heard Romelu Lukaku, Benteke and Vermaelen are all in the cooper rose having a burger and a pint for £5 from my sources...can anyone confirm?

 

That's fantastic three quid for breaky plus the other two fmdf and ktf

 

Bloody hell: is Captain Kirk going to sign for us?

 

I'm hearing from my sources we're very close to pulling off a massive coup...






















































Justin Bieber will be performing at the SoL

 

Just heard Cavani was staying at the Seaham hotel last night, somebody seen his name on the register. He was seen driving into the AOL in a land rover with blacked out windows

 

The oracle is of Durham is here. Ask what you want to know.

 

Ok.

The mainland of the Uk consists of England , sheep shaggers and ginger men in skirts.

So it was once one country, but when did it get divided up into England, sweatties and taffies

 

May I refer you to Simon Schama. History isn't really my forte.

 

Nah mate, i was hoping for a simple answer to a question of which i have no idea of the answer.

 

I have a precognitive awareness of the future. I care not for the past.

 

Its a confirmation for me then. Both ours by the weekend.