Carlton Cole anyone?

Poorer sod. I've been to Wisbech.

 

Been there? You lucky lucky bastard. I had to live there for a year

 

Carlton Cole would be a great signing for us - hope Bruce is interested in him

 

It wasn't that bad last time i went to Northampton, we won 5-1.

 

Definite improvement than the likes of Austin and Rhodes.. so yes for me if within budget..

 

I'd be very happy if we signed him, he'll surely take a wage cut wherever he goes seeing that he's a free agent and isn't likely to be in high demand. Whether or not he'd fit into our structure we won't know, but that's not for us to worry about.

A strike force of Cole, Odemwingie, Fryatt & Rhodes/Austin would be acceptable IMO.

Oh and Prossy of course

 

in a previous life I was very close to buying a bar in Stoke but I changed my mind. the reason was I saw a right fat lass just stand there and puke everywhere, then scream to her mates what she had done and to look at her handy work and they were impressed. at the same time a bloke was pissing into a glass. this was meant to be the upmarket bar in the area

 

Are you sure that was Stoke? That seems far too civilised.

Location, location, location apparently once filmed an episode in Stoke, it got branded an 18+ horror

 

I wonder if that was the same fat lass that kicked the crap out of my housemate, then asked if she could come back to our place for some fun.

We politely declined.

Lucky escape barc, lucky escape

 

Unbelievable Payton, unbelievable. I thought better of you.

 

Honestly Bob you should have seen her. She looked like a fusion of Mrs Brown, Matt Lucas and Bella Emberg.

I was leathered but even in that state I could tell that she was a gargoyle.

That and she'd just kicked my housemate's head in so would have probably killed us in our beds

 

I'd rather have Cheryl Cole.

Regarding Southerners, my missus is from Peterborough, so in my eyes is a "Fen Cockney". The fact shes Cambridgeshire through and through and has no relatives from London is irrelevant.

Stan wins for me, Wisbech is a right ****hole.

 

Proven himself in the premier league so yeah would have him for sure, don't think he'll come though, can imagine he'd rather stay down south

 

I can see Cole joining the winners of Monday's game.

 

Nor his Dad Old King, and his Great Uncle Nat King

 

I went back to Stoke a few years later. I met said fat lass...she was the Mayor (artistic licence may be in operation here)

I did actually meet a female mayor in the 90's in a town I lived at the time...rough as a robbers dog...her fav conversation was how loud other councillors farted during meetings. This is a true story

 

Did she tell you about the time she gave my housemate a hiding?

 

she did...mentioned that one bloke ran off with a stream of piss coming from his shoes shouting I want my mummy but when she shouted "I take it up the harris are you man enough?" crying bloke took her home and...well you know what happen next...bloke ran off with a stream of piss coming from his shoes shouting I want my mummy when she got naked. Good shag thou

 

You dirty boy