What the **** was that?

Anyone else hear it

 

I heard some rumble, but little one woke up coughing at the same time!!

 

All I can hear is some moaning Manc cow whining about working conditions in the knicker factory.

Tracey Barlow moaning about being a van driver.

Is that what you're on about?

Hang on, it can't be.

Recorded.

My bad.

 

Our lass farted, it was quite loud

 

Heard a **** load of jets. Just jets.

 

Ryan is shirtless on the street and Owen is going mental.

Great stuff.

 

I was watching panorama.

Heard nowt this side of the Pennines.

Not even APM's wife's arse whistle. !

 

It might be that north korean bloke,with the funny head.

 

You record corrie!!! FFS carmine, you've never been in E1!

Khalisi gor her tits out at last

 

You ****.

Bizarrely enough her indoors has just ****ed off to kip and I've banged on GOT.

Can't be arsed to go to the khazi for some bog roll.

Looks like a sock will have to do.

Takes me back, old school.

 

It's only a quick flash. Bored as **** of got I am. Banshees alright straight after. But you can't beat Lucy lu in elementary. ****ing lovely

 

I've had to pause GOT to respond, to say I'm miffed would be an understatement Mr R.

A few observations if you don't mind;

1. Anyone calling it GOT is a proper silly ****.

2. GOT can be a bit long winded but GOT is still ****ing ace. Gotta love GOT.

3. I've seen the first two episodes of Banshee and don't think I can watch anymore. You know I'm partly Amish and the inference that one of my brethren could be a criminal is highly offensive.

4. I don't know what Elementary is.

5. Agron is still a silly **** and you need to come to your senses, I can't sail this ship alone.

6. My dog is called Chazz. Don't get any ideas, he wasn't named after you.

Back to GOT and a look at those titties.

 

Khalisi got her tits out when she was getting banged by her husband in the first two series.

 

Bobbed off with about twenty minutes to go.

I'll watch it in morning.

 

I heard it, was louder than usual for jets but forgot about it instantly just like that time there was an earthquake

 

Was just about to ask you if you'd seen.

What an arse.

 

This season is just a pre-season of sorts. The book season 3/4 are based on is 1000 pages, so they split it in two seasons to tell the whole story. Next season should be pretty chaotic, they've increased the budget for it.

There's only one reason they need to increase the budget - pay blondey enough to justify getting her fanny out.

 

The Germans come to finish the job off

 

Exactly, boring.

****ing lovely arse on her as bob sez tho.

I don't like the idea if that long haired George Boyd lookalike getting his hands on her tho.

 

This whole thread is ****ing hilarious, me and the Missus love Game of thrones!

It's the closest thing to porn she will watch with me!